1. The bidding between Andrew Sullivan and Sandy Fluke was furious when this thing went up on eBay.
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WTF?!?!? Slim Pickens fell off again.
Just 10,000 D-cell and this baby will be set for the First Lady.
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MOAD.
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"Why would I test the lift slings before using them? It's not like this doomsday warhead contains enough weaponized bubonic plague to kill all of humanity or anything, right?"
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Okay, now the Thermos people are just being silly....
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"there are ways to get around not having a high capacity magazine, there are ways..."
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Not sure, but I think it's the toy Gavin Newsome ordered for this year's Folsom Street Fair.
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"Delivery for Ms. O'Donnell", cried the courier."
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WTF?!?!? Slim Pickens fell off again.
Just 10,000 D-cell and this baby will be set for the First Lady.
I see it's Ribbed For Her Pleasure.
MOAD.
Informed that it would be seen as yet another uncomfortable Obama Administration parallel to "Atlas Shrugged", DARPA changed the project's name from "Xylophone" to "Marimba".
"Why would I test the lift slings before using them? It's not like this doomsday warhead contains enough weaponized bubonic plague to kill all of humanity or anything, right?"
Okay, now the Thermos people are just being silly....
ChapStick® decides to market lip balm in a tube sized just for the black community. Jesse Jackson says it seems racist, but he ordered a dozen in flavors such as okra, chitlins and watermelon.
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Hey, you know the way corrupt congressmen push unwanted hardware on the military? The specs for this started out as a pen light.
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This? Some generals are sending a "present" to Ahmed Karzai. The screaming and pounding? I think Chuck Hagel's inside.
"there are ways to get around not having a high capacity magazine, there are ways..."
It's VP Biden's cryogenic capsule. I hope they cram a shotgun up his ass just before they take a picture and stuff his carcass inside.
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It's a special round for my pistol. I don't need no steenkin 15 in a clip, I'll tell you what.
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I really hate buying Helen's tampons. She's not as tight as she used to be.
Yeah un huh! I hear you, brother.
This was not approved by Sweetie, and quite likely could be my final post if she see's it.
"...new smart bomb?"
"naw, it's a big dumb bomb, just hit the right time zone!"
I dunno, Frank. I'm not sure this is big enough to be the "suppository" metaphor to what BO's doing to the US...
So. What's its frequency, Kenneth?
Not sure, but I think it's the toy Gavin Newsome ordered for this year's Folsom Street Fair.
Not exactly the "flea bomb" ol' Subby'd pick, but I'll bet that would take care of the ones that pooch above brings into the house.
Think of it as a suppository to treat "Advanced Rectal Terrorism."
"Delivery for Ms. O'Donnell", cried the courier."
Preparing to ship a snuke for the snitch...
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