A Right-Wing Christian Second-Rate Pr0n Blog
lives in your hometown and wants to have sex with you!
uh-oh, I have something that is in the way.........
My eyes are up here! Quit statin' at my f'ing t!ts you f'ing pervert!
"Mom, Dad said it was okay if he could play with them too, but said I had to ask you." Pandemonium ensued when Billy innocently asked if he could keep a package of balloons he found at the beach... and Mom turned around from the kitchen sink. -OR-Blonde Bimbobubble: Who is Artie Fishul, and why does everyone whisper his name when I'm around??
My first Tasteless Caption (well, for today):David Attenborough stutters: Just as the body compensates for the loss of one sense (e.g., eyesight or hearing) by heightening another sense, the body apparently compensates those born without forearms.
Thanks to my new $1500 Google Glasses, my wife now looks like this!
It's a Barbie world...
I find making left turns especially hard...
would you believe that my GPA went up after the operation?
Oh, for Pete's sake, Lucy, the maximum PSI is stamped right on the aureola. I can't believe you let that pervy gas station attendant overinflate those things again! -OR-The Japanese finally perfect a life-like inflatable doll. Trouble is, it only comes in anime and manga.
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