1. "Praise Allah! The last kid has quitted my yard."
2. It started as a dispute over a matched set of Ikea coffee mugs; but you know how women just can't let go of things.
3. "So, this is Oakland? Why the Hell did I ever leave Gaza?"
Best of Steve O
This might show the destruction wrought by 30 years of Islamic radicalism, or... 40 years of governance by Democrats in Detroit.
It's really hard to say for sure.
Best of jimmy
" 'Honeymoon in Chicago,' you said. 'It'll be romantic,' you said. 'NO! YOU go upstairs and lock the kids in the room. I'LL stay down here and guard the minivan from the roving gangs. Mother was right about you, after all!' "
Best of GregMan
Man, Christopher Dorner's new girlfriend is really stylin'.
What, too soon?
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
OMAR! I
TURN DOWN THE DAMNED MUSIC!
Best of prince of leaves
"You know, maybe I shoulda just put out some traps and d-Con instead."
Best of prince of leaves
As the newly elected association president, Asima brought an abrupt and bloody end to years of lax HOA rules enforcement.
Best of Rodney Dill
You... shall... not... pass...
Best of Rodney Dill
"C'mon its still be best chicken and rib joint in Detroit,"
Best of Rodney Dill
Sniper? I don't even know her.
Best of Dr. Doom
Now we know why HUD has been buying up all that ammo...
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This might show the destruction wrought by 30 years of Islamic radicalism, or... 40 years of governance by Democrats in Detroit.
It's really hard to say for sure.
" 'Honeymoon in Chicago,' you said. 'It'll be romantic,' you said. 'NO! YOU go upstairs and lock the kids in the room. I'LL stay down here and guard the minivan from the roving gangs. Mother was right about you, after all!' "
"Watch out, she's got an assault rifle! Oh, OK, it's a muslim, nothing to worry about here."
There was a strangely high attrition rate of FBI field agents in Obambi's Justice Department, no one was quite sure why...
Man, Christopher Dorner's new girlfriend is really stylin'.
What, too soon?
OMAR! I said... TURN DOWN THE DAMNED MUSIC!
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Aiyda's Thawtbubble: Soooo, THAT'S what the little red button does.
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"This is what typical citizens with guns do, OH MY!"
Obamalama and other totalitarian politicians who want to disarm citizens resort to emotional hyperbole to exaggerate the risks of assault weapons.
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Sweetie says:
Ghettos by Liberals
Whoopass by Charlie's Angels
ABC's Extreme Home Makeover accepted HUD's Chicago challenge without realizing it wasn't a renovation project, it was to renovate THE Projects.
"You know, maybe I shoulda just put out some traps and d-Con instead."
As the newly elected association president, Asima brought an abrupt and bloody end to years of lax HOA rules enforcement.
An armed society is a polite society. But nobody ever claimed it would be a tidy one.
"No ones gettin' my 50% off coupon for Kohls."
Ma Barker's Daycare Center
You... shall... not... pass...
Soccer moms got nuthin' on sniper moms.
"C'mon its still be best chicken and rib joint in Detroit,"
Hamtramck the day after Fat Tuesday.
Sniper? I don't even know her.
Now we know why HUD has been buying up all that ammo...
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