Monday, February 18, 2013
1. And every time the SCOAMF fried an ant he muttered "drone strike" and chuckled "take that, bitter clinger."
2. Little Cindy Lou watched the SCOAMF futilely try to blow bubbles for 45 minutes and wondered "How did this fuctard beat Romney?"
3. "With this, um, magnet glass, you um, look like you have, um, tittehs."
4. "Mr President, your Sherlock Holmes impression would be more realistic if you ever actually found a clue."
5. "And with this magnifying glass, I can, um, see your chances for, um, a prosperous future. Nope, there it goes."
Best of Rodney Dill
So how's the hand held teleprompter working Mr. President?
Best of Double the U
...and I see Johnny and I see Suzie, and Debbie and there is Michael and Mark, and I see you all UNDER AN OPPRESSIVE GOVERNMENT THAT WILL CONTROL YOUR LIFE FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, GET USE TO IT, GET USE TO IT NOW!!!
Best of dadoctah
After the "Romper Stomper Bomper Boo" concept bombed, the next plan called for a puppet moose and rabbit to bury Barry in an avalanche of ping-pong balls.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Obamalama's Problemsolving Skills Metaphor
The lens is smudged? Here, let me fix that... hoccck sploooot! There ya go.
But it's still got sploooot all over it!
Hon, I did the hard part. You clean it up.
Best of sonicfrog
"Hmmmmm.... My skin looks too grainy this morning.... I wonder if there is something wrong with this mirror...."