1. The very last meeting of Obama's "Jobs Council"
2. To help cut health care costs, all MSNBC employees engage in vigorous rounds of mandatory calisthenics.
3. State Department employees held a reception to welcome John Kerry on his first day.
4. No one realized how festive the actual ObamaCare Death Panels would be.
5. This is not casual Friday at DNC Headquarters; they'd be nude.
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Our ObamaCare Lifeclocks say it is time for Carrousel! Renew! Renew! Renew!
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celebrating celery day
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When I bite into a crisp stalk of celery it makes me feel...
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"Now everyone mime what you felt when Nixon was re-elected."
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60 Minutes staff prepare to greet Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama.
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I put the title through Babelfish into Chinese and back to English, and came up with "Unleash the Thermonuclear Glow". I couldn't agree more.