Friday, February 01, 2013

Let the Sun Shine In


1. The very last meeting of Obama's "Jobs Council"

2. To help cut health care costs, all MSNBC employees engage in vigorous rounds of mandatory calisthenics.

3. State Department employees held a reception to welcome John Kerry on his first day.

4. No one realized how festive the actual ObamaCare Death Panels would be.

5. This is not casual Friday at DNC Headquarters; they'd be nude.



Best of Cat Whisperer
Our ObamaCare Lifeclocks say it is time for Carrousel! Renew! Renew! Renew!

Best of blue
celebrating celery day

Best of Submariner
When I bite into a crisp stalk of celery it makes me feel...

Best of GregMan
"Now everyone mime what you felt when Nixon was re-elected."

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Monorail!"

Best of Jack Reacher
60 Minutes staff prepare to greet Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama.

Best of prince of leaves
I put the title through Babelfish into Chinese and back to English, and came up with "Unleash the Thermonuclear Glow". I couldn't agree more.

18 comments:

Cat Whisperer said...

Our ObamaCare Lifeclocks say it is time for Carrousel! Renew! Renew! Renew!

blue said...

celebrating celery day

Submariner said...

When I bite into a crisp stalk of celery it makes me feel...

Submariner said...

Perception Test:
Please select the correct caption from the following list:
A. Jane Fonda's perception of Heaven.
B. John McCain's perception of Hell.
C. John Boehner's perception of MSNBC devotee's.
D. All of the above.
E. None of the above.

Submariner said...

I miss Dick Clark on Saturday mornings...

GregMan said...

"Now everyone mime what you felt when Nixon was re-elected."

GregMan said...

Sadly, compared to today's Occu-poopers, these hippies are clean, intelligent and right-of-center.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

This is what happens when hotel management books Epileptics Society of America in the same meeting hall as the Disco Strobe Light Expo. Oh the humanity!

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George got his revenge by dusting the school coatroom with itching powder.

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Metaphor for citizens disarmed by government.

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V's squirrel and the podium stalking rat having fun with an OWS sit-in.

dadoctah said...

"Jazz Hands!" Birth of a notion.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Monorail!"

Anonymous said...

Mom? Dad?

Dr. Doom said...

Sociology 101:

A microcosm of liberalism... What starts out as Flower Children in the 1960's becomes the 99% in the 2010's...

Jack Reacher said...

60 Minutes staff prepare to greet Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama.

Jack Reacher said...

What Michael Bloomberg thinks salt and soda do to unsuspecting consumers.

dadoctah said...

Mass hypnosis: it may just be the answer to the depletion of the rain forests.

Submariner said...

I can't tell; is this Chris Matthews and the gang greeting Obama or Bill Clinton?

Steve O said...

Obama's "Crazy Love Czars" celebrate The Bernanke's decision to use leaves as money because now everybody can be rich.

prince of leaves said...

I put the title through Babelfish into Chinese and back to English, and came up with "Unleash the Thermonuclear Glow". I couldn't agree more.