Thursday, February 28, 2013

I'M IN UR BLOG, OBSTRUCTIN' UR THURSDAYS


\From Justin C


Best of GregMan
I, for one, am sick and tired of Barbara Boxer always trying to horn in on everybody's photo sessions.

Best of prince of leaves
"But when we saw that odd growth sprouting out of his forehead, well of course we had to ironically rename the dog Kuaato..."

Threadwinner Kaptain Krude
"Egads, Montgomery! Have you seen what Mistress Sloane is doing in front of the web camera? She's gone and taken her knickers off! Quick, entertain the audience whilst I do what I can to take her shame off of the Internet!"

9 comments:

GregMan said...

I, for one, am sick and tired of Barbara Boxer always trying to horn in on everybody's photo sessions.

Dactyl said...

Early versions of the Sistine Chapel paintings heavily featured Michelangelo's pet dog, Vinnie.

prince of leaves said...

Boxer? I hardly knew her!

(Oh come on, someone was gonna say it.)

prince of leaves said...

"But when we saw that odd growth sprouting out of his forehead, well of course we had to ironically rename the dog Kuaato..."

Kaptain Krude said...

"Egads, Montgomery! Have you seen what Mistress Sloane is doing in front of the web camera? She's gone and taken her knickers off! Quick, entertain the audience whilst I do what I can to take her shame off of the Internet!"

curly said...

"Pussy! Who you calling a pussy?"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The undocumented squirrel was willing to work for peanuts but it was cheaper for VtheK to outsource to a nonunion animal shelter.

-OR-

Metaphor for feminists who don't like guys looking at pr0n.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Typical married conservative politician. He'll block your view, call her a slut, then try to hump her himself once the camera's off.

Submariner said...

Bacon!
I want BACON!
And all she brought was fish!