Friday, February 22, 2013

Horsetitution


1. Sarah Jessica Parker stars in the remake of Pretty Woman.
2. "Hello, Richard the Third,... no, I don't want your kingdom, just the usual $50."
3. "Mind if we stop by Burger King first?" And another hooker mysteriously disappears from the streets of Hollywood.


Best of Spineless Vertebrae
After being rejected for the lead role in the Budweiser Super Bowl commercial, Vicky the Clydesdale had to do whatever she could to make ends meet.

Best of Double the U
Horse head... that only costs a buck more!

Best of Kaptain Obvious
"Why the long face, baby?"

Threadwhinnier dadoctah
The whole Brony phenomenon has to stop, now.

Best of Jack Reacher
"So, you wanna buy some equestrian term papers?"

Best of Submariner
DRUDGEBREAKING: Daniel Radcliffe was picked up by a London Constable today for wanting to practise live theatre for pay.
Developing...

19 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Cube a sugar gets you the "whinny."
Carrot gets you half an hour in the "winner's circle" and a bale of hay and a bucket of oats gets you the "ride'em cowboy." You ain't a cop, are ya?

-OR-

Charlie Sheen!? Honey, I thought you only rode black glue factory rejects?

-OR-

Oh, you have to be a lot taller than that to get on THIS ride, cowboy.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The Rich Get Richer Playing the Ponies
Hello Mayor Bloomberg. Well, it's been a slow day. Could you come by later? I'll have your split, promise.

Spineless Vertebrae said...

After being rejected for the lead role in the Budweiser Super Bowl commercial, Vicky the Clydesdale had to do whatever she could to make ends meet.

Anonymous said...

The Enumclaw police have gone undercover to deal with the community's prostitution problem.

Some of the arrested Johns have accused the police of entrapment.


.........arf

Double the U said...

Horse head... that only costs a buck more!

Kaptain Krude said...

"Why the long face, baby?"

dadoctah said...

The whole Brony phenomenon has to stop, now.

Jack Reacher said...

"Horsey-style costs extra, sugar."

Jack Reacher said...

"Just so you know, Cowboy, eight seconds is NOT considered a championship ride."

Jack Reacher said...

"So, you wanna buy some equestrian term papers?"

Dr. Doom said...

Even the Safe Schools Czar has to let his hair down every once in a while...

Dr. Doom said...

"Sorry baby - I 'heart 'my dog", replied the driver...

Dr. Doom said...

This week on COPS<: The Enumclaw Vice Squad gets creative...

racerboy said...

ORA: "Hey, you know where a guy can get a rub and a tug?"

sonicfrog said...
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sonicfrog said...

ORA: I suspected there was something a little off with Jimmy Kruyne, but nay... getting a sex change and becoming a prostitute was not on the list.

Submariner said...

DRUDGEBREAKING:

Daniel Radcliffe was picked up by a London Constable today for wanting to practise live theatre for pay.

Developing...

Submariner said...

$50 to ride me out of the chute, cowboy?

Submariner said...

What we do depends on how much you're willing to pony up...