Friday, February 22, 2013
1. Sarah Jessica Parker stars in the remake of Pretty Woman.
2. "Hello, Richard the Third,... no, I don't want your kingdom, just the usual $50."
3. "Mind if we stop by Burger King first?" And another hooker mysteriously disappears from the streets of Hollywood.
Best of Spineless Vertebrae
After being rejected for the lead role in the Budweiser Super Bowl commercial, Vicky the Clydesdale had to do whatever she could to make ends meet.
Best of Double the U
Horse head... that only costs a buck more!
Best of Kaptain Obvious
"Why the long face, baby?"
The whole Brony phenomenon has to stop, now.
Best of Jack Reacher
"So, you wanna buy some equestrian term papers?"
Best of Submariner
DRUDGEBREAKING: Daniel Radcliffe was picked up by a London Constable today for wanting to practise live theatre for pay.