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"Whaddya mean 'one call'? I can call as much as I like - I've got an Obamaphone!"
Naturally, his tramp-stamp was an image of Barney Frank.
Yeah, yer honor I wuz drunk. Told the inker I wanted a little weasel on my belly, then fell asleep. Do you know how much they want to remove this damned thing?? That's why I robbed the bank! Jusge: Not guilty!-OR-When I sneeze, my hernia makes his eyes bulge out so far, my girlfriend often faints.-OR-When I'm 50 with a beer belly, this is gonna look just like Eddy Murphy in the Nutty Professor. Finally, my farting will get some respect!
Free at last! Free at last! Thank...wait, I am still in jail, right. What more does a brotha need to do to get out?
"What do you want, Mr. Quaid?"
Guess what orifice he used for the mouth in the Biden tattoo and win a coupon worth two Obamaphones!
10 will get you 20 if I'm wrong:I bet that isn't a jail cell in Mississippi.
Just don't call him a taker.
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