Tuesday, February 05, 2013

Hello, Idiot



The handcuffs really make the pic, don't they?


Best of prince of leaves
Naturally, his tramp-stamp was an image of Barney Frank.

Best of  Carpe Phlogiston
When I'm 50 with a beer belly, this is gonna look just like Eddy Murphy in the Nutty Professor. Finally, my farting will get some respect!

Best of Scotty G.
"What do you want, Mr. Quaid?"

Best of Submariner
Oh, boy...

10 comments:

prince of leaves said...

"Whaddya mean 'one call'? I can call as much as I like - I've got an Obamaphone!"

prince of leaves said...

Naturally, his tramp-stamp was an image of Barney Frank.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Yeah, yer honor I wuz drunk. Told the inker I wanted a little weasel on my belly, then fell asleep. Do you know how much they want to remove this damned thing?? That's why I robbed the bank!
Jusge: Not guilty!

-OR-

When I sneeze, my hernia makes his eyes bulge out so far, my girlfriend often faints.

-OR-

When I'm 50 with a beer belly, this is gonna look just like Eddy Murphy in the Nutty Professor. Finally, my farting will get some respect!

champaignken said...

Free at last! Free at last! Thank...wait, I am still in jail, right. What more does a brotha need to do to get out?

Scotty G. said...

"What do you want, Mr. Quaid?"

Submariner said...

Oh, boy...

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Guess what orifice he used for the mouth in the Biden tattoo and win a coupon worth two Obamaphones!

Submariner said...

10 will get you 20 if I'm wrong:
I bet that isn't a jail cell in Mississippi.

Steve O said...

Just don't call him a taker.