Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Happy Poopy Time


1. "That's No Ordinary Rabbit! - Death awaits you all with nasty, sharp, pointy teeth!"
2. "Mr President, your farts are especially silent today. Long night with Reggie Love?"
3. ORA: As Kasuf went on and on about the problems of the Abydonians, the SCOAMF amused himself by picturing Teal'c naked, giggling every time he thought of the phrase 'Staff Weapon.'
4. The invisible organ recital amused the SCOAMF greatly.
5. "And then McCain spazzes out like this. What is that guy, like 150?"

8 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

"Niagara Falls! Slowly I turned..."

Rodney Dill said...

Obama: "Ah... Crouching Tiger style Kung Fu... I prefer Inaccessible Aardvark style myself.

GregMan said...

"...and then the kitten was like, ROWR, and OMG it was sooo cute! Of course then we had to kill it because it was offensive to Allah or something."

GregMan said...

I just made that up of course, but now I find out that art (or insane muzzies) imitates life:

http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/215153.php?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

Spineless Vertebrae said...

"The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout..."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Karzai described first the scratching he heard on the door to the Lincoln bedroom, and then his shock when he opened the door to see a rat scurry into the room, at which point Obamalama wet himself and screamed, "Aieeee, it's the stalking podium rat!"

-OR-

Oh yes, we love foreign aid velly much. I skim $10, the military skims $15, our friends the terrorists get $5, local warlords get $5, the villagers split a buck, then it's back to me. I skim $10, the military... well, you get the picture. BTW, can I have the next trunkful in 5's and 10's? Nobody can break a $50 in our country!

-OR-

If I have to listen to camelbreath talk about his magician uncle Presto the Magnificent one more time...

Dr. Doom said...

"I can't keep all you guys straight," related the President, "Are you the crazy dictator from North Africa that my administration is propping up or the homicidal lunatic war lord who runs guns for Holder over at Justice?"

dadoctah said...

"...and as they pulled off my rubber mask, I grumbled 'I would have got away with it, if not for you meddling kids!' Classic line, and I totally nailed it."