1. "That's No Ordinary Rabbit! - Death awaits you all with nasty, sharp, pointy teeth!"
2. "Mr President, your farts are especially silent today. Long night with Reggie Love?"
3. ORA: As Kasuf went on and on about the problems of the Abydonians, the SCOAMF amused himself by picturing Teal'c naked, giggling every time he thought of the phrase 'Staff Weapon.'
4. The invisible organ recital amused the SCOAMF greatly.
5. "And then McCain spazzes out like this. What is that guy, like 150?"