Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Hangle Me, Dangle Me


1. Years later, Joey would grow up to be a Democrat legislator who thought women were way too uptight about rape.

2. "Look, I caught one! We eat tonight!"

3. Chanelle just found out she gets double welfare if her kid has a disability.



Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Jay Leno has really let himself go!

Best of Double the U
The A.P. interviews another citizen that thinks the Obama administration handling of the economy is going well.

Best of Dr. Doom
Shania demonstrates the safe use of a stroller which she learned at her court ordered parenting classes taken at the Michael Jackson School of Parenting...

Best of Spineless Vertebra
The baby didn't know it, but from down there, he could smell her cunt.

Best of prince of leaves
Janelle starts a "national conversation" on First Amendment reform after replicating a scene from The Road.

Best of metalgarth
Yeah I vote "pro choice". Why do you ask?

Best of dadoctah
I stand corrected. Apparently Honey Boo Boo's family *isn't* the most screwed-up in the country.

12 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Jay Leno has really let himself go!

-OR-

Leno breathed a sigh of relief when NBC extended his contract because moonlighting as a babysitter wasn't working out so well.

-OR-

Typical Walmart Shopper, can't make up her mind what to put in the stroller.

-OR-

This is why we lost the country to minorities.

Double the U said...

The A.P. interviews another citizen that thinks the Obama administration handling of the economy is going well.

Dr. Doom said...

Shania demonstrates the safe use of a stroller which she learned at her court ordered parenting classes taken at the Michael Jackson School of Parenting...

blue said...

Excuse me while I whip this out.....

sonicfrog said...

How Democrats are made.

Spineless Vertebra said...

The baby didn't know it, but from down there, he could smell her cunt.

Spin said...

Puking and urinating will not stop this rape.

prince of leaves said...

Janelle starts a "national conversation" on First Amendment reform after replicating a scene from The Road.

metalgarth said...

Yeah I vote "pro choice". Why do you ask?

metalgarth said...

Life was still tough for the Brawny paper towel man after his "gender reassignment surgery"

dadoctah said...

I stand corrected. Apparently Honey Boo Boo's family *isn't* the most screwed-up in the country.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Is it just me or is anyone else surprised it's a Walmart shopper with a white baby?