Tuesday, February 19, 2013
Hangle Me, Dangle Me
1. Years later, Joey would grow up to be a Democrat legislator who thought women were way too uptight about rape.
2. "Look, I caught one! We eat tonight!"
3. Chanelle just found out she gets double welfare if her kid has a disability.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Jay Leno has really let himself go!
Best of Double the U
The A.P. interviews another citizen that thinks the Obama administration handling of the economy is going well.
Best of Dr. Doom
Shania demonstrates the safe use of a stroller which she learned at her court ordered parenting classes taken at the Michael Jackson School of Parenting...
Best of Spineless Vertebra
The baby didn't know it, but from down there, he could smell her cunt.
Best of prince of leaves
Janelle starts a "national conversation" on First Amendment reform after replicating a scene from The Road.
Best of metalgarth
Yeah I vote "pro choice". Why do you ask?
Best of dadoctah
I stand corrected. Apparently Honey Boo Boo's family *isn't* the most screwed-up in the country.