1. "What a lovely baby. Got any ketchup?"
2. "Your offering shall please Lilith, Queen of Demons. Let us prepare the altar for the Ceremony of Innocent Blood."
3. "Ms. O'Donnell, you promise not to roll over in bed and crush it like those other two."
4. Rosie: "Could you guys wrap this up? I have to get back home and toss some Jedis into my Rancor pit."
5. "Um, do you guys have anything *else* I could throw at Marco Rubio?"
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It is so nice you ladies found a sperm donor for this beautiful child.... oh, you are the actual father?!
Estrogenocide
It's not what we really wanted but that Iranian guy got the last monkey.
"If we baptize this bastard will Rubio's holy water, the kid will be eligible to be elected pope!!"
ORA: "OK, where's the book 'To Serve Man'?"
"I'm gonna love him and pet him and squeeze him and call him George! And then eat him."
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