Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Feminists From the Future


1. What Sandy Fluke and Lena Dunham will look like by the end of Hillary's second term. 

2. The "Future of Feminism" looks an awful lot like the callbacks for the role of "Phys Ed Teacher" in the next Wayans movie.

3. So, which one is the dog groomer and which one is the Episcopal Clergywoman?

4. What do you think the odds are they both drive Subarus with more than one Obama sticker on the back?



Threadwinner, probably, prince of leaves
Scarborough would briefly regret asking what was in the Reverend Mother's box.

Best of prince of leaves
After the time travelers' appearance on MSNBC, the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement reported a massive increase in membership.

Best of dadoctah
Nice enough people, I suppose, but I don't know if I'd want my sister to marry one.

Best of Dactyl
From the expressions on their faces, I'd say at least one of them is having a 'woman's movement' right now.

Also possible Threadwinner metalgarth
I can smell ur cunt.
"Can you be a little more specific, please?"

Best of Artfldgr
You mean this isnt the casting call for agnes of god?

Best of prince of leaves
"Preposterous!" she scoffed. "How can you say that female ministers like me would draw more men back into mainline pews if we worked to look more like Sophia Loren and less like Friar Tuck?"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The Golden Girl's cast reunion. At least the ghosts of Estelle Getty and Bea Arthur had the decency to show up.

Best of Rodney Dill
When did uncle Fester grow hair?

22 comments:

prince of leaves said...

ORA: "Your testosterone makes us ill and angry."

prince of leaves said...

Scarborough would briefly regret asking what was in the Reverend Mother's box.

prince of leaves said...

After the time travelers' appearance on MSNBC, the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement reported a massive increase in membership.

dadoctah said...

Nice enough people, I suppose, but I don't know if I'd want my sister to marry one.

Dactyl said...

From the expressions on their faces, I'd say at least one of them is having a 'woman's movement' right now.

metalgarth said...

Goofus and Gallant: the later years, next on Oxygen.

metalgarth said...

I can smell ur cunt.

"Can you be a little more specific, please?"

Artfldgr said...

You mean this isnt the casting call for agnes of god?

Artfldgr said...

What do the Shakers have to do with feminism?

prince of leaves said...

"Preposterous!" she scoffed. "How can you say that female ministers like me would draw more men back into mainline pews if we worked to look more like Sophia Loren and less like Friar Tuck?"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Disclaimer: Age progression hologram assumes Honeybooboo and her mom follow Dr. Winthalberg's exercise and portion control regimen.

-OR-

The Golden Girl's cast reunion. At least the ghosts of Estelle Getty and Bea Arthur had the decency to show up.

-OR-

American Idol tried to spin off a Seniors version but the judges had a difficult time remembering who they liked best.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

As 35yo Theresa coos and fixates on the camera's red light, thrice-divorced 38yo Roxie admits many feminists are discovering that all the smoking, boozing, drugs and cheating sometimes conflicts with the mommy track.

Anonymous said...

Mom? ... DAD??!!

blue said...

Sandy whispers to Lena: "the computer said that 3 women in my home town want to have sex with me!"

Submariner said...

Tonight on "Your Point, My Point, What's the Diff?"
The former Secretary of State and a former Texas Ditch Witch compare Bush stories...

Submariner said...

Those are two of the most hideous Kabuki masks I've ever... er,
NOT masks?!?
You're kidding, right?

Rodney Dill said...

When did uncle Fester grow hair?

curly said...

Obi-Wan Kenobi! No!!!

Anonymous said...

Looks more like
THE BOWEL MOVEMENT

Anonymous said...

Ed McMahon, is that you?

Anonymous said...

"...and why exactly do you keep asking aout my foreskin hoodie sweater?"

Submariner said...

"Oops, I Crapped My Pants" brand gave me the assurance I never had to worry abount my future 'women's movements' again...