1. What Sandy Fluke and Lena Dunham will look like by the end of Hillary's second term.
2. The "Future of Feminism" looks an awful lot like the callbacks for the role of "Phys Ed Teacher" in the next Wayans movie.
3. So, which one is the dog groomer and which one is the Episcopal Clergywoman?
4. What do you think the odds are they both drive Subarus with more than one Obama sticker on the back?
Threadwinner, probably, prince of leaves
Scarborough would briefly regret asking what was in the Reverend Mother's box.
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After the time travelers' appearance on MSNBC, the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement reported a massive increase in membership.
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Nice enough people, I suppose, but I don't know if I'd want my sister to marry one.
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From the expressions on their faces, I'd say at least one of them is having a 'woman's movement' right now.
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I can smell ur cunt.
"Can you be a little more specific, please?"
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You mean this isnt the casting call for agnes of god?
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"Preposterous!" she scoffed. "How can you say that female ministers like me would draw more men back into mainline pews if we worked to look more like Sophia Loren and less like Friar Tuck?"
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The Golden Girl's cast reunion. At least the ghosts of Estelle Getty and Bea Arthur had the decency to show up.
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When did uncle Fester grow hair?
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ORA: "Your testosterone makes us ill and angry."
Scarborough would briefly regret asking what was in the Reverend Mother's box.
After the time travelers' appearance on MSNBC, the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement reported a massive increase in membership.
Nice enough people, I suppose, but I don't know if I'd want my sister to marry one.
From the expressions on their faces, I'd say at least one of them is having a 'woman's movement' right now.
Goofus and Gallant: the later years, next on Oxygen.
I can smell ur cunt.
"Can you be a little more specific, please?"
You mean this isnt the casting call for agnes of god?
What do the Shakers have to do with feminism?
"Preposterous!" she scoffed. "How can you say that female ministers like me would draw more men back into mainline pews if we worked to look more like Sophia Loren and less like Friar Tuck?"
Disclaimer: Age progression hologram assumes Honeybooboo and her mom follow Dr. Winthalberg's exercise and portion control regimen.
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The Golden Girl's cast reunion. At least the ghosts of Estelle Getty and Bea Arthur had the decency to show up.
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American Idol tried to spin off a Seniors version but the judges had a difficult time remembering who they liked best.
As 35yo Theresa coos and fixates on the camera's red light, thrice-divorced 38yo Roxie admits many feminists are discovering that all the smoking, boozing, drugs and cheating sometimes conflicts with the mommy track.
Mom? ... DAD??!!
Sandy whispers to Lena: "the computer said that 3 women in my home town want to have sex with me!"
Tonight on "Your Point, My Point, What's the Diff?"
The former Secretary of State and a former Texas Ditch Witch compare Bush stories...
Those are two of the most hideous Kabuki masks I've ever... er,
NOT masks?!?
You're kidding, right?
When did uncle Fester grow hair?
Obi-Wan Kenobi! No!!!
Looks more like
THE BOWEL MOVEMENT
Ed McMahon, is that you?
"...and why exactly do you keep asking aout my foreskin hoodie sweater?"
"Oops, I Crapped My Pants" brand gave me the assurance I never had to worry abount my future 'women's movements' again...
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