Brender
1. Christopher Dorner evaded law enforcement for months after finding the perfect disguise. (Too Soon?)
2. "Dress Like George Clinton Day" never caught on the way "Talk Like a Pirate Day" did.
3. M'Chel's new fashion direction was design to draw attention away from her problem areas.
4. The Today Show desperately threw everything at the wall in hopes of getting their ratings up. Here's Al Roker's new outfit.
5. Chris Rock arrives at the White House. "Daddy!"

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"Where the Kardashian women at?"
Nuts don't fall far from the tree #172:
Uncle Omar shows up at the White House gate but just can't figure out how to get his headdress under the arch.
ORA - UmbrellaGate
Live action Voltron: EPIC FAIL
Grand prize winner of the annual "More Useless Than Aquaman" super hero award in the DC Universe.
Some Sith Lords have more trouble finding apprentices than others.
"Brother! So good to see you!", George Hussein Onyango Obama nearly shouted. "It's so nice that you have allowed me to move into this wonderful White House! We will drink and be merry, and kill many chickens in celebration!" Barry woke up screaming.
Looks like somebody just had a stalking podium rat climb up his grass skirt. Or, maybe it was V's squirrel looking for nuts?
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"TAKE OUT YER DENTURES WOMAN!"
To spite Bill, Hillary does one last thing for the Nigerian diplomat before leaving State, and apparently she does it very very badly.
"KANCHO!"
"Inconceivable!"
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