Friday, February 08, 2013

Ermagerd!


Captain Kirk's girlfriend is PMSing!

15 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The Incredible Hulk's real cousin She-Hulk is way WAY hotter than this Vegas impersonator. I'm just saying.

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Seeing no way to effectively disarm Americans, Obamalama's fall back plan is to station these blow-up dolls in front of every school to scare off evildoers.

Steve O said...

...and there are no known side effects...

Steve O said...

What Captain Kirk doesn't want to see in the morning.

Steve O said...

Of course, the way Captain Kirk told the stories to his buddies in Starfleet, she was a lot prettier.

Kaptain Krude said...

"All right, dub!", Jennifer erupted. "You've talked about my fat middle for the last time!"

Spin said...

"Fiona, hurry it's almost sundown"

Whacko said...

Not to be outdone, the NBA has lined up THIS to sing the national anthem at the all-star game.

chronos the wonder pig said...

eats cats for lunch!

dadoctah said...

"Don't make me wear lingerie. You wouldn't like me when I wear lingerie."

Dr. Doom said...

The logical conclusion of the partnership of the Obama Safe Schools Czar's policies and the First Lady's School Lunch initiatives...

Rodney Dill said...

Hey Mitt!!! I got your binder right here!

Kaptain Krude said...

A vital clue as to the identity of the mysterious raging green behemoth was almost overlooked when She-Hulk demanded her "eatin' shovel". Suddenly, the pieces all fell into place.

Rodney Dill said...

Sandra Fluke discovers the quality of free Gov't contraception isn't all that.

Whacko said...

An obvious transexual - note the prominent adams apple.

Steve O said...

Me green alien who eat brains... this is crazy...
... Call me maybe!