1. Well, Hell-o-o-o-o, Hotter-Than-Average Muslim Woman.
2. Rick finally figures out how to get through airport security without being groped.
3. Senator Bob Menendez --- last seen converting to Islam and humming "Thank Heaven for Little Girls"
4. Least successful profile on all of Match-dot-com
5. If there were a "Look More Stupid than John Kerry" Contest, this guy would still lose.
Best of Passionate Conservative
"I am Cornholio! I need TeePee for my bunghole!"
Best of prince of leaves
With age inexorably turning him into a prune, Rex the Fruit-of-the-Loom Plum retired from advertising and got a regular day job.
Best of Cat Whisperer
Wearing this name badge is an affront to my religion. Only infidels should have targets on them.
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I see the UFC's first ever Muslim woman fighter got her first sponsorship.
Cardinal Flanagan takes up a new occupation...
"I am Cornholio! I need TeePee for my bunghole!"
With age inexorably turning him into a prune, Rex the Fruit-of-the-Loom Plum retired from advertising and got a regular day job.
Wearing this name badge is an affront to my religion. Only infidels should have targets on them.
Tonight on "Everybody Loves Raymond:"
Ray's brother Robert goes undercover. Hilarity ensues.
I show up on a Thursday, and THIS is what I get???!!!
Diversity's Effect on Style #293
Nine out of ten perverts now sneak into women's restrooms without having to dress up in drag. Tip: Don't forget the veil, Henry!
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Target's opened a convent for shopping proselytizers.
In one of retail's lesser-known fiascos, Target decided to chase the female (more or less) suicide-bomber demographic.
Unfortunately they found very little repeat business.
Andrew Lloyd Weber releases some sneak-peaks from his next magnus-opus "The Body Alive":
♫ I am the little red blood cell
Circulating in the body.... ♫
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