1. Well, Hell-o-o-o-o, Hotter-Than-Average Muslim Woman.
2. Rick finally figures out how to get through airport security without being groped.
3. Senator Bob Menendez --- last seen converting to Islam and humming "Thank Heaven for Little Girls"
4. Least successful profile on all of Match-dot-com
5. If there were a "Look More Stupid than John Kerry" Contest, this guy would still lose.
Best of Passionate Conservative
"I am Cornholio! I need TeePee for my bunghole!"
Best of prince of leaves
With age inexorably turning him into a prune, Rex the Fruit-of-the-Loom Plum retired from advertising and got a regular day job.
Best of Cat Whisperer
Wearing this name badge is an affront to my religion. Only infidels should have targets on them.