Wednesday, February 06, 2013

Cross-Dressing, Minnesota Style

Twitchy


1. Well, Hell-o-o-o-o, Hotter-Than-Average Muslim Woman.

2. Rick finally figures out how to get through airport security without being groped.

3. Senator Bob Menendez --- last seen converting to Islam and humming "Thank Heaven for Little Girls"

4. Least successful profile on all of Match-dot-com

5. If there were a "Look More Stupid than John Kerry" Contest, this guy would still lose.


Best of Passionate Conservative
"I am Cornholio! I need TeePee for my bunghole!"

Best of prince of leaves
With age inexorably turning him into a prune, Rex the Fruit-of-the-Loom Plum retired from advertising and got a regular day job.

Best of Cat Whisperer
Wearing this name badge is an affront to my religion. Only infidels should have targets on them.

11 comments:

Spineless Vertebrae said...

I see the UFC's first ever Muslim woman fighter got her first sponsorship.

Dr. Doom said...

Cardinal Flanagan takes up a new occupation...

Passionate Conservative said...

"I am Cornholio! I need TeePee for my bunghole!"

prince of leaves said...

With age inexorably turning him into a prune, Rex the Fruit-of-the-Loom Plum retired from advertising and got a regular day job.

Cat Whisperer said...

Wearing this name badge is an affront to my religion. Only infidels should have targets on them.

Submariner said...

Tonight on "Everybody Loves Raymond:"
Ray's brother Robert goes undercover. Hilarity ensues.

John.....just John said...

I show up on a Thursday, and THIS is what I get???!!!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Diversity's Effect on Style #293
Nine out of ten perverts now sneak into women's restrooms without having to dress up in drag. Tip: Don't forget the veil, Henry!

-OR-

Target's opened a convent for shopping proselytizers.

jimmy said...

In one of retail's lesser-known fiascos, Target decided to chase the female (more or less) suicide-bomber demographic.

Unfortunately they found very little repeat business.

sonicfrog said...
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sonicfrog said...

Andrew Lloyd Weber releases some sneak-peaks from his next magnus-opus "The Body Alive":

♫ I am the little red blood cell
Circulating in the body.... ♫