Saturday, February 23, 2013

Bring on the Apocalypse

Mother of the Year hires strippers for son's 16th Birthday Party





Threadwinner chronos the wonder pig
"I can smell ur cunt."

Best of Kaptain Krude
"The thing's hollow - it goes on forever - and - oh my God - it's full of stars!"

Best of metalgarth
what happens in the teacher's lounge, stays in the teacher's longue

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The Heimlich Maneuver = U R Doing It Oh So WRONG

Best of andthenblammo!
"Mom, would this be the wrong time to tell you I'm gay?"

Best of Submariner
The ex Sec of State at the next table pointed and said, "I'll just have what HE'S having...

Best of Submariner
AoM goes in for a closer look...

14 comments:

chronos the wonder pig said...

"Keep calm, we'll do anal next."

chronos the wonder pig said...

"I can smell ur cunt."

Kaptain Krude said...

"The thing's hollow - it goes on forever - and - oh my God - it's full of stars!"

Kaptain Krude said...

"You think this is going to stop me? Huh? Well, I am feeling a bit woozy..."

metalgarth said...

what happens in the teacher's lounge, stays in the teacher's longue

Carpe Phlogiston said...

This is why the saying, "Never put your fingers where you wouldn't put your face" needs to be clearly explained to some guys.

-OR-

The Heimlich Maneuver = U R Doing It Oh So WRONG

-OR-

Obamacare Pap Smears
urp, I think I just threw up a little in MY mouth

-OR-

Dancing with the Stars just jumped the shark, the whale and the entire continent of Australia.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The ZEN of Abstinence
Another conservative zealot tries to imagine being the aspirin.

andthenblammo! said...

"Mom, would this be the wrong time to tell you I'm gay?"

Kaptain Krude said...

"Gee, your hair smells terrific. Is that a new shampoo?" Dave was always just a little clueless.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Oh! Hi darling! This isn't what it looks like. Ferrari here just dropped her contact lens, and doesn't want to get her new knee-high socks dirty on the floor. That's all that's... honey? Sweetie? Come back!"

Submariner said...

The ex Sec of State at the next table pointed and said, "I'll just have what HE'S having...

Submariner said...

LAP DANCE: UR DUIN IT TWISTED

Submariner said...

AoM goes in for a closer look...

Submariner said...

Talk about "Doin' the French Mistake!"