1. And you thought horse meat was the worst thing you could find in your Ball Park franks.
2. Sharon couldn't wait to try out the recipes in her new "Idi Amin" cookbook.
3. Most white people have No Idea what they sell in those Vietnamese supermarkets.
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So Marge Simpson takes Maggie shopping again...no story here
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Not Hillary's cart; the butcher pack is a little old...
Best of Scotty G.
Have you seen the price of Head lately down at Whole Foods?
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Poor little guy. Zonked to the gills on hand sanitizer.
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"Honey, you know how you've been saying that you'd like a little head now and then..."
Best of Steve O
Impossible to return. And if you're not careful, they'll spoil.
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Little Joey's mom had no idea that he would be sixteen years old before he would outgrow sleeping in the kitchen cabinets.
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So Marge Simpson takes Maggie shopping again...no story here
You can always tell when the hostess just finished "To Serve Man."
You see her cart when she's fixing "Pigs In A Blanket."
Not Hillary's cart; the butcher pack is a little old...
Honey, I swear this bread smells like crap!
Oh, about that...
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"The Sky is Falling!" scare tactics
Even before sequestration, DHS released hundreds of illegals. Now, Obamalama is showing pictures of contaminants getting into the food supply due to lack of inspectors. Next... a North Korean dinghy has captured the USS Enterprise because it ran out of fuel!
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Boehner's convinced that slashing social services will have a positive effect on American diets, claiming, "Currently, way too many Walmart shoppers can afford to eat kids."
Headcheese
Have you seen the price of Head lately down at Whole Foods?
Poor little guy. Zonked to the gills on hand sanitizer.
"Honey, you know how you've been saying that you'd like a little head now and then..."
Under a previously undiscovered regulation included in the "Obamacare" health care bill the government now claims authority to ban certain foods from consumption while at the same time it provides incentives for choosing other healthier alternatives. Sodas over 16 ounces, for example, are now banned while fetuses....
Attention KMart Shoppers:
That blue light special on white boys will end in exactly one minute!
Uh, Lurlene? I'm not so sure I'm good with you giving that pertic'lar chew toy ta ol' Rex...
She wanted the other white meat.
Impossible to return. And if you're not careful, they'll spoil.
Little Joey's mom had no idea that he would be sixteen years old before he would outgrow sleeping in the kitchen cabinets.
ORA?
Must be little boy blue...
"My husband said he wants me to give him a little head tonight..."
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