Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Aisle 4, Human Heads and Other Meat Products



1. And you thought horse meat was the worst thing you could find in your Ball Park franks.
2. Sharon couldn't wait to try out the recipes in her new "Idi Amin" cookbook.
3. Most white people have No Idea what they sell in those Vietnamese supermarkets.




Best of chronos the wonder pig
So Marge Simpson takes Maggie shopping again...no story here

Best of Submariner
Not Hillary's cart; the butcher pack is a little old...

Best of Scotty G.
Have you seen the price of Head lately down at Whole Foods?

Best of dadoctah
Poor little guy. Zonked to the gills on hand sanitizer.

Best of prince of leaves
"Honey, you know how you've been saying that you'd like a little head now and then..."

Best of Steve O
Impossible to return. And if you're not careful, they'll spoil.

Best of jimmy
Little Joey's mom had no idea that he would be sixteen years old before he would outgrow sleeping in the kitchen cabinets.




17 comments:

chronos the wonder pig said...

So Marge Simpson takes Maggie shopping again...no story here

Submariner said...

You can always tell when the hostess just finished "To Serve Man."

Submariner said...

You see her cart when she's fixing "Pigs In A Blanket."

Submariner said...

Not Hillary's cart; the butcher pack is a little old...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Honey, I swear this bread smells like crap!
Oh, about that...

-OR-

"The Sky is Falling!" scare tactics
Even before sequestration, DHS released hundreds of illegals. Now, Obamalama is showing pictures of contaminants getting into the food supply due to lack of inspectors. Next... a North Korean dinghy has captured the USS Enterprise because it ran out of fuel!

-OR-

Boehner's convinced that slashing social services will have a positive effect on American diets, claiming, "Currently, way too many Walmart shoppers can afford to eat kids."

Rodney Dill said...

Headcheese

Scotty G. said...

Have you seen the price of Head lately down at Whole Foods?

dadoctah said...

Poor little guy. Zonked to the gills on hand sanitizer.

prince of leaves said...

"Honey, you know how you've been saying that you'd like a little head now and then..."

Joshua said...

Under a previously undiscovered regulation included in the "Obamacare" health care bill the government now claims authority to ban certain foods from consumption while at the same time it provides incentives for choosing other healthier alternatives. Sodas over 16 ounces, for example, are now banned while fetuses....

Submariner said...

Attention KMart Shoppers:
That blue light special on white boys will end in exactly one minute!

Submariner said...

Uh, Lurlene? I'm not so sure I'm good with you giving that pertic'lar chew toy ta ol' Rex...

Spineless Vertebrae said...

She wanted the other white meat.

Steve O said...

Impossible to return. And if you're not careful, they'll spoil.

jimmy said...

Little Joey's mom had no idea that he would be sixteen years old before he would outgrow sleeping in the kitchen cabinets.

Submariner said...

ORA?

Must be little boy blue...

curly said...

"My husband said he wants me to give him a little head tonight..."