Holiday Inn manager Titus Whitus acknowledged that the giant pool of urine did little to discourage this year's Spring Break crowd from, once again, destroying his motel.
-OR-
Jordan Carver's video for the SI Swimsuit judges - hanging from a 2nd floor balcony by her head, then suddenly releasing her massive boobage to cause enough forward rotation for a triple gainer into a pool of urine - just missed the cut.
"Really, Mr. Ang? You'll put me in your new film, Brokeback Mountain 2? That's wild! How can I ever repay you?" Henry smiled, and knew that all he had to do was just reeeeeel her in.
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Holiday Inn manager Titus Whitus acknowledged that the giant pool of urine did little to discourage this year's Spring Break crowd from, once again, destroying his motel.
-OR-
Jordan Carver's video for the SI Swimsuit judges - hanging from a 2nd floor balcony by her head, then suddenly releasing her massive boobage to cause enough forward rotation for a triple gainer into a pool of urine - just missed the cut.
Look, I'm a little busy right now, dear. Thawtbubble: Gawd, first the Herbalife ponzi con, now girl scout cookies! I'll never get my laps done.
"Really, Mr. Ang? You'll put me in your new film, Brokeback Mountain 2? That's wild! How can I ever repay you?" Henry smiled, and knew that all he had to do was just reeeeeel her in.
Ah, emergency flotation devices have deployed, I see.
Tragedies of the 21st Century #1
Over Augmentation prevents full imersion.
>tee hee<
I can see up your suit from here dub. That a cute little fat roll - it reminds me of a clenis, only smaller...
The view from the penthouse was great.
But the view from the basement wasn't bad either...
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