2. Had this been an actual "Obama and the Mainstream Media" metaphor, the girl would be actively licking the dog's nutsack while he was pissing in her face.
3. Someone's going to end up as "General Tso's 'beef''" tonight.
4. "This is for cutting me off at Exit 21, bitch!"
5. It was a very short journey from fetish pr0n to local news for Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa