Wednesday, January 23, 2013
Standardized Tests and the People Who Love Them
1. "This is quite an impressive resume. What exactly is a "fluffer?"
2. "Now, sign here and your eternal soul is mine." "Yeah, whatever." Another young Democrat signs up for Obama for America.
3. "It's an urban myth that thumb size and dick size are proportional.Come into the locker room and I'll prove it."
4. "So, can V the K count on your vote for his internet award thingy?"
5. "Bob Dole's great grandchild doesn't need no stinkin' Viagra."
Best of Double the U
These speed dating things are awkward, Mike demonstrates his "skill" of being able to get his thumbs up his nostrils.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Now, imagine that my thumb here is the size of the current debt. In four more years of Obamanomics, my thumb will have grown to be the size of... say, do you know who Ron Jeremy is?"
Best of technical translation services
Excellent website. Lots of useful information here. I am sending it to a few friends ans also sharing in delicious. And obviously, thanks for your effort!
Best of GregMan
"No, see, CapThis is a website, and it won this award, and... oh, hell, let's just go make out, OK?"
Best of Dr. Doom
"Let's see," reviewed the interviewer, "We got your unemployment benefits because you can't find work with your Women's Studies degree, food stamps, iPhone voucher, housing assistance, Obamacare card,... and now all I need is your birth control preference and I will be able to issue your DNC Lifetime Membership card..."
Best of prince of leaves
Tyler demonstrates his championship colon-toothbrush grip to an underwhelmed Sierra.
Best of Scotty G.
"So you're saying if I sign this petition, you get free birth control, and I don't have to wear a condom? Oh yeah!"