Best of Dr. Doom
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It's not what you think, folks. Just before she stepped forward, she said to him "I'm not going to finish these fries; you want the rest of them?"
Best of Passionate Conservative
She's pretty, but not as pretty as Monica. Monica's face was the prettiest I ever came across.
Best of Steve O
Jerking the mic up and down gets some attention.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Almost all guy's minds wander, but Billieboi's disembodied floating head was known to actually stalk girls.