Scrubbingbubble: Biden, send me one of your famous house-protection shotguns so I can blow all these hectoring aholes to kingdom come!
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Looks like somebody cleaned their colon with lettuce instead of celery.
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Disgruntlebubble: Not one of these bastards sent me a get well card, and if I find out who sent the Ex-lax in the boc of chocolates, I swear I'll rip his head off.
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Scrubbingbubble: Biden, send me one of your famous house-protection shotguns so I can blow all these hectoring aholes to kingdom come!
-OR-
Looks like somebody cleaned their colon with lettuce instead of celery.
-OR-
Disgruntlebubble: Not one of these bastards sent me a get well card, and if I find out who sent the Ex-lax in the boc of chocolates, I swear I'll rip his head off.
She looks pretty damn ugly, that's for sure...
The ORA Continues...
Hillary (waves passport): "Hillary Clinton, Ex-Secretary of--"
America (interrupting, rolling eyes): "We KNOW who you are!"
after Hilliary's fall some one asked Bill "How is Hilliary's head?"
Bill replied: "Monica's better."
Dr. Who senses some "thing" has befouled his sonic screwdriver.
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