1. Ejected from Folsom Street Fair for being "Tedious and Banal," Larry and Ted enjoy a quiet afternoon at the beach.
2. "I think we captured the basic idea of Michael Moore in a Speedo, but we haven't properly conveyed the horror."
3. "Oh, great, we spend 300 quid on these costumes, and the guy with the rainbow phalluses gets all the attention."
4. The Day after Obama declared "Obesity" a disability with an entitlement to welfare benefits
5. What happens at Republican retreats stays at Republican retreats.
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So you think those jellyfish stings were serious or will the swelling go down on its own?
Jenny Craig's stock plunges with news that any weight lost by women isn't actually "lost" but simply latch onto sleeper cells inside endomorphically-predisposed men.
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Initial tests by BP's First Responder Oil Containment Unit (FROCU) revealed a minor flaw - the absorption suits readily suck up plain sea water.
This is so cool..thanks so much for the info. Love it!
Godzilla makes it look so effortless.
"No, my nips aren't hard from the cold. How about yours?"
In other news, it seems that the whale sighting reported yesterday on the Jersey Shore was actually a sighting of Governor Christie attending a GLAAD picnic hosted by Rosie O'Donnell...
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