Wednesday, January 30, 2013
1. "Recite every script of 'Dr Who' from memory? Challenge Accepted!"
2. "We have to pay for Sandra Fluke's contraceptives? In what way is that fair?"
3. "For our project, we've constructed a fully-functional Varon-T disruptor. The next jock who tries to wedgie us will meet a brutal and unpleasant death."
4. "In short, Mr Abrams, if you f-ck up Star Wars, we will personally cut your nuts off."
5. "Yes, there did used to be five of us. But then Billy said Janeway was a better captain than Picard, so we killed and ate him."
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"Hi, I'm Suzie & these arethe boys who make me air-tight......"
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"...and the finalists in the 2013 Will Never Get Laid contest are..."
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VARIETY January Issue: Demands for exponential pay increases by the original cast of Big Bang Theory were rejected. One was killed off in the script by a tragic chem lab explosion, the four others replaced by winners of the Science Olympiad who accepted offers of free pocket protectors and one full hour at Mustang Ranch.
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The Four Horsemen of the Apoplexis
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Another meeting-filled afternoon at the Future Middle Managers Club Summer Camp.
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"Alright everyone,." intoned Chaswell, "This meeting of the Nerds Demanding Coitus League will now come to order..."