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And then after I scored 7 straight 100% scores on my spelling tests in 5th grade, the teacher suspected I was cheating. From then on, I made sure to misspell a word or 2 so she wouldn't get too suspicious. I'm sorry I forgot that valuable lesson from grade school.
So do your breasts grow and shrink on those yo-yo diets?-OR-That I lied about taking drugs isn't the whole confession. I didn't have cancer. The steroids caused one of my testicles to balloon up like this and I looked ridiculous in that lycra suit.
"Never mind the drug stories. What was it like walking on the moon?"
Lay off!!! It took a lot of ball to go on Oprah and admit to doping.
"Would it make it more journalism-y if I jumped up and down on the couch?"
"Yeah, there's only one left, but it's this big!"
"All things considered, Oprah, I still say the lowest point of my life was when I spent that awful time having to listen to Sheryl Crow sing at me. Damn, Oprah! Does any of that s#$% she writes make a lick of sense?"
"So you see Oprah," related Mr. Armstrong, "It is just as well that they have pulled all of my endorsements - I can't afford the new taxes anyway."
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