Tuesday, January 08, 2013

Helmet Head


1. "Wow! Just like the one they make Biden wear to keep his fingers out of his nose."

2. Hillary finally has something to go with the Hannibal Lechter mask.

3. "We thought since you were wearing thigh pads anyway... Oh, you *aren't* wearing thigh pads. Oops."

4. "Shouldn't there be a chin strap? How am I supposed to strap this on, imbecile! Mmmmm, strap on...."

5. "And I will personally use this helmet to beat the life out of anyone who tells the truth about Benghazi, capice?"

11 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

"Oh how cute Bob, I love it", Gushed the Secretary of State then whispered an aside to her aide, "Have Bob shipped to Ankara and pull the security..."

Jack Reacher said...

I see Bill's chastity belt has arrived.

Jack Reacher said...

"Im-a wear just this and a little swimsuit for my next appearance on Caption This."

metalgarth said...

Giving good helmet: UR DOIN IT RONG

Submariner said...

No, Hill, it is NOT "bullet proof." Why do you ask?

Cat Whisperer said...

The State Department’s loss is the Arkansas Razorback’s gain.

Joshua said...

Always willing to use a crisis or disaster for political gain the Obama Administration announces plans to nationalize the Washington Redskins after their recent playoff loss.

Spin said...

Will this helmet make my ass look fat?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

With all the drugs in her system, the staff had great fun repositioning her arms and legs to spell out the names of foreign countries she'd visited.

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Thawtbubble: Wish I'd had this to throw at Bill.

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Yeah, I heard they only postponed my Benghazi deposition. Whaddya have to do to get immunity around here?

Dactyl said...

I say we put it on Biden and watch him try to drink coffee.

Spineless Vertebrae said...

This presidency equivalent to any historic NFL team: the Lions the year they went defeatless.