Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Blocked


1. "I'm not falling for the high five trick again," said the blond. "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 26 times, shame on me."

2. No one ever high-fived V for his ninth place internet award.

3. When the blond skank said, "Wow, your hand is leaving trails," he knew the roophie and X cocktail had kicked in. Of course, since her top was already off, he probably didn't need it.

4. "It's.... as... though... she's.... surrounded.... by... some kind of.... force field."

5. "Ewwwww! Ewwww! Almost touched a boobie!" A traumatic event in the life of young Anderson Cooper.


5 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"38262?"
Right AGAIN, Martha! Jeans, please.
Better than anything from Parker Bros., a modified version of the old "Guess What Number I'm Thinking Of" is popular during freshman orientation.

-OR-

"7?"
Awww, sorry, Martha! The correct answer was 3. Here's your bra back.
Fred's not going to be invited to join Zeta Grabba U.

Kaptain Krude said...

"If her t!ts were as big as her stomach," dub groused, "she would give Dolly Parton a run for her money."


(That better not be an ORA)

GregMan said...

"Obama got re-elected! Now I don't have to pay for your birth control anymore!"

Dr. Doom said...

"... down low - too slow," said Robby...

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