Friday, January 18, 2013

Awkward Band Photos

Metalgarth


1. Ermagerd! Mer lerd sernger ferted!

2. And the winner for best imitation of Joe Biden and Gavin Newsom goes to....

3. Mom always said his face would freeze like that. Best of Army of Dad Shart Karyoke: singing along with a band so hard you accidentally crap yourself. Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck Belting out bellowed lyrics to a relentless beat of power chords, BloodFang lead singer Slugmonkey didn't notice that his backup singer had suffered a major stroke trying to hit the high g-flat. Best of Carpe Phlogiston American Idol officially jumped the shark when the judges have to choose between "Squiggy & Hiram" and a quadriplegic mime. Best of Dr. Doom Joel suddenly realizes that no amount of money was worth taking the gig at Barney Frank's wedding reception...

11 comments:

Army of Dad said...

Shart Karyoke: singing along with a band so hard you accidentally crap yourself.

Army of Dad said...

Stereo Derp.

dadoctah said...

Never too soon to start fielding candidates for 2016....

GregMan said...

Shaun suddenly realizes he coulda had a V-8.

metalgarth said...

Due to budget cuts, all the entertainment we can afford for the inauguration is these guys...

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Belting out bellowed lyrics to a relentless beat of power chords, BloodFang lead singer Slugmonkey didn't notice that his backup singer had suffered a major stroke trying to hit the high g-flat.

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Carpe Phlogiston said...

Rap is dead. Long live Belch!

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Fat Frank was halfway through Junkyard Serenade when the alien snakeman snuck up and behind him and began to detach its jaws.

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NEA Performance Art Grant #28

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American Idol officially jumped the shark when the judges have to choose between "Squiggy & Hiram" and a quadriplegic mime.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

All Is Lost
The Harry Reid troubadours sing the praises of the democrat's obnoxious plan to give illegals amnesty with a heart-warming rendition of the Star Spangled Banner.

Spin said...

Typhoid Manny gives Cartman the flu

Dr. Doom said...

Joel suddenly realizes that no amount of money was worth taking the gig at Barney Frank's wedding reception...