1. Ermagerd! Mer lerd sernger ferted!
2. And the winner for best imitation of Joe Biden and Gavin Newsom goes to....
3. Mom always said his face would freeze like that.
Best of Army of Dad
Shart Karyoke: singing along with a band so hard you accidentally crap yourself.
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Belting out bellowed lyrics to a relentless beat of power chords, BloodFang lead singer Slugmonkey didn't notice that his backup singer had suffered a major stroke trying to hit the high g-flat.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
American Idol officially jumped the shark when the judges have to choose between "Squiggy & Hiram" and a quadriplegic mime.
Best of Dr. Doom
Joel suddenly realizes that no amount of money was worth taking the gig at Barney Frank's wedding reception...