1. Ermagerd! Mer lerd sernger ferted!
2. And the winner for best imitation of Joe Biden and Gavin Newsom goes to....
3. Mom always said his face would freeze like that. Best of Army of Dad Shart Karyoke: singing along with a band so hard you accidentally crap yourself. Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck Belting out bellowed lyrics to a relentless beat of power chords, BloodFang lead singer Slugmonkey didn't notice that his backup singer had suffered a major stroke trying to hit the high g-flat. Best of Carpe Phlogiston American Idol officially jumped the shark when the judges have to choose between "Squiggy & Hiram" and a quadriplegic mime. Best of Dr. Doom Joel suddenly realizes that no amount of money was worth taking the gig at Barney Frank's wedding reception...
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Shart Karyoke: singing along with a band so hard you accidentally crap yourself.
Stereo Derp.
Never too soon to start fielding candidates for 2016....
Shaun suddenly realizes he coulda had a V-8.
Due to budget cuts, all the entertainment we can afford for the inauguration is these guys...
Belting out bellowed lyrics to a relentless beat of power chords, BloodFang lead singer Slugmonkey didn't notice that his backup singer had suffered a major stroke trying to hit the high g-flat.
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Rap is dead. Long live Belch!
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Fat Frank was halfway through Junkyard Serenade when the alien snakeman snuck up and behind him and began to detach its jaws.
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NEA Performance Art Grant #28
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American Idol officially jumped the shark when the judges have to choose between "Squiggy & Hiram" and a quadriplegic mime.
All Is Lost
The Harry Reid troubadours sing the praises of the democrat's obnoxious plan to give illegals amnesty with a heart-warming rendition of the Star Spangled Banner.
Typhoid Manny gives Cartman the flu
Joel suddenly realizes that no amount of money was worth taking the gig at Barney Frank's wedding reception...
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