1. "Last time on Glee..."
2. Yeah, I'm sure he's going to be the czar of somethin' or other.
3. Nice to see that one of M'Chel's old gowns has found a loving home.
4. Somewhere, someone's father is cradling a spotlessly clean football and sobbing.
5. 'Phallic Alex' also does kid's parties.
Best of GregMan
Anderson Cooper drooled over this guy almost as much as he drooled over Obambi.
Best of metalgarth
Rainbow Brite did not need to be updated for the 2010s
Best of Submariner
What occurs if you allow a child to spend all his spare time playing with Lite Brite...
Best of Submariner
The Folsom Street Fair Players version of "Rainbow Bear Beats the Mondays" was NOT for either the faint-of-heart, or the weak-stomached.
Best of dadoctah
If you think Porcupine Man is flamboyant, you should see his youthful sidekick.
Best of Dr. Doom
Pictured here is Marvel's new superhero, the Phallic Avenger. He is clearly fabulous but you really don't what to know what his superpower is...
Best of Spineless Vertebrae
Nope, still not on Justin Bieber's gayness level.
Best of Dactyl
This is a job for Dildoman!! Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, and awaaaaaaaaaaayyyy!!!
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
FDA quickly alerted the media to the most noticeable side effect of the Chinese knockoff Viagra.
Best of Cat Whisperer
“Everybody in San Francisco got Obama Dong ... Keep Obama in President, you know? He gave us dildos. He gonna do more!”
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Anderson Cooper drooled over this guy almost as much as he drooled over Obambi.
As law-abiding gun owners' constitutional rights were trampled into the mud, this guy's rights to, um, whatever, were being protected by the full might of the federal government.
Rainbow Brite did not need to be updated for the 2010s
What occurs if you allow a child to spend all his spare time playing with Lite Brite...
The Folsom Street Fair Players version of "Rainbow Bear Beats the Mondays" was NOT for either the faint-of-heart, or the weak-stomached.
Not PC and maybe a bit cruel, but I get a real kick sometimes out of seeing what outfits the blind put on in the morning...
If you think Porcupine Man is flamboyant, you should see his youthful sidekick.
Pictured here is Marvel's new superhero, the Phallic Avenger. He is clearly fabulous but you really don't what to know what his superpower is...
Prickly as a cactus, ain't he?
Nope, still not on Justin Bieber's gayness level.
Thoughtbubble: damn, I knew I shouldn't have betted that Joe Flacco couldn't lead his team to the Super Bowl.
This is a job for Dildoman!! Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, and awaaaaaaaaaaayyyy!!!
The worst part, he's blocking my view of the blonde in the short-shorts.
FDA quickly alerted the media to the most noticeable side effect of the Chinese knockoff Viagra.
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Funny (and hypocritical) how Rush Limbaugh always avoids saying anything insulting about Willie, his half-brother and Oxycontin supplier.
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Queer Little Thawtbubble: Aw shucks, a corndog contest? I thought they said cornhole contest. I would have been thimply FAB-U-LUS!
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Obamalama (and Bawney Fwank's) thawtbubble: Damn, I have that outfit in MY closet!
Just don't say, "Oh come now." You've been warned.
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I have doubts about Universal Healthcare being much better than the GOP's failed status quo, but I know it can't cure those warts.
@Dactyl - the blonde in the shorts is probably a dude. Not that there's anything wrong with... oh of course there is!
Rory's lack of gaydar put him at a decided disadvantage on the dating scene... until he invented the Phallysuit. ™ Now, he's the belle of the balls.
(patent pending, funding by Obamalama's Energy & Medical Devices Grant #47)
“Everybody in San Francisco got Obama Dong ... Keep Obama in President, you know? He gave us dildos. He gonna do more!”
George Takei? Your table is ready.
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