Monday, January 07, 2013

Ah, Democrat Women



Congresswoman Roas de Lauro (Dingbat - NY) announced she will be leaving Congress to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts.

26 comments:

GregMan said...

And in other news, the re-animated corpse of Boris Karloff was spotted recently at an LGBT picnic.

Spineless Vertebrae said...

I think even Tim Burton himself would find that Sally costume impressive.

metalgarth said...

So that's who put in the bill demanding creation of a "Civilian Flying Monkey Defense Force".

Hilary said...

She's HOT!!

dadoctah said...

For the first time in her long career, even Joan Rivers could think of nothing sufficiently snarky to say.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I'll sure be glad when Obamalamacare kicks in... skipping my transsexual hormone pills once a week is wreaking havoc on my jowls.

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Oh right, like you never overslept and dressed for work in your wife's clothes by mistake?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

People Who Consciously Try to Look as Stupid as Possible #3975

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Yeah, maid's day off so I dressed myself! How did you guess?

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The fashion equivalent of being tone deaf.

metalgarth said...

When Roas de Lauro posted at Caption This! she could prove that she was not a robot but couldn't prove that she was female.

metalgarth said...

"Thursday in alternate Reality #458373"

Room 207 said...

Congresswoman Pelosi's botox abuse or Congresswoman Lauro naturally aged beauty? Your choice.

jimmy said...

Satan decided to let his "agreement" with Catherine Zeta-Jones lapse...with tragic results.

Spin said...

"Psssst, don't look into it's eyes"

Spin said...

Patient Zero of VtheK flu

prince of leaves said...

Oddly enough, the "Pelosi photoshopping scandal" involved adding her *into* the group shot.

prince of leaves said...

"It's fine, let her stay," groaned the frustrated photographer, "we can always airbrush the bag-lady out of the finished pic."

prince of leaves said...

The newly-arrived Narn ambassador was mightily impressed with his tour of the Capitol.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Hey, what happened to my long hair and navy wool suit?
ALERT: The dreaded "Tasteless Fashionista Nazis" flash mob strikes again! Be afraid, be very afraid.

Anonymous said...

Leave Perry Farrell alone!

Cat Whisperer said...

Proconsul Rosa DeLauro (Romulan-NY)

Scotty G. said...

We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile."

Submariner said...

Bawney Fwank weturwns to the Capitoh to save Obamawama cawe.

Submariner said...

M'Chel mused "I MUST have that outfit!"

Submariner said...

"The statue of Lincoln saw me coming and ran..."

dadoctah said...

Dr Beckett begins his most difficult Leap yet.

Dr. Doom said...

On second thought the Congressional Dr. Who cosplay night was an exceedingly bad idea...

Submariner said...

Keith Richards is looking pretty good these days, considering...