Friday, December 21, 2012

Welcome to Florida



Redneck Santa is making a list, checking it twice, gonna find out who's Bocephus and who's a whiny little little wussy panty-waist brat who needs a good lickin'!

14 comments:

Spineless Vertebrae said...

Hank would regret quitting his job and spending all his money on weapons and liquor after finding out the world would not actually end.

GregMan said...

Discovery Channel had high hopes for it's new program, "Swamp Moonshine Pawn Logging Dangerous Auction Pickers".

blue said...

The ax murderer that shows up every five years since 1967 can't wait for 2013 when Al, Peg, and the rest of the Bundy's re-visit "Poppy's By The Tree" in Dumpwater Florida.

dadoctah said...

In the first draft of Army of Darkness, instead of trying to get home, Ash just decided to go with the flow and ended up running the place.

Dr. Doom said...

"Um, I think I'll take what's behind door number two Monte," replied the contestant...

Dr. Doom said...

Unfortunately Bob got the Video Daily Double in the 'Historically Democrat Voting Districts' category on Jeopardy...

Dr. Doom said...

Pictured here is Bob Evans, author of You Got a Purty Mouf, and 99 Other Things You Don't Want to Hear While Traveling Through Tennessee

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I LOVE charades! I believe the fellow is showing Obamalama and Biden that banning guns isn't going to solve anything.

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Even after they surgically removed his ski mask, Jason had difficulty growing a simple goatee.

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Elmer is showing the world that he also wants to be felt up by 'Chel.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Victoria is bitterly clinging to her chainsaw," Obama opined.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Nope, haven't seen Dundee in years. Crikey, he mighta been eaten by a croc!

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Ow to look Auws-tral-yun

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News you have not heard #783: Ex-Mayor Marion Berry moved to the Outback, where he was arrested while carrying WMD's. He pled not guilty, claiming a lumberbitch set him up.

Steve O said...

Down South, they know what to do with losers who would hurt children.

And yes that's lube, but no it doesn't really help that much.

Spin said...

Victoria's Secret initially threatened to sue over copyright infringement. Not so much now.

Kaptain Krude said...

Victoria's Bitters: for the feminist on your list.

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