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"...and after she broke up with Bruce, she married that new guy on Two and a Half Men."
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In the end Joan Rivers injected so much Botox that even Ripley wouldn't take calls from her agent...
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See? that's what we used to call a feminist, she died in a room of her own alone...
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"Secretary Clinton got her revenge eventually, though, as you can see from this lifeless husk that used to hold the life force of young Miss Lewinsky."
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That's how you'll need to look if you ever want to get a date with Dub Jr.
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Anthropologists, representing privacy rights since never.
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"Vaginal dryness could kill you in the old days"
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"...and after she broke up with Bruce, she married that new guy on Two and a Half Men."
The line for Obamacare starts over there.
"I'm sorry dearie, the tub of Vaseline we would need for your skin wouldn't fit in here," related Madge.
In the end Joan Rivers injected so much Botox that even Ripley wouldn't take calls from her agent...
See? that's what we used to call a feminist, she died in a room of her own alone...
"Secretary Clinton got her revenge eventually, though, as you can see from this lifeless husk that used to hold the life force of young Miss Lewinsky."
You can tell be the color of her skin that she was a member of the Snookus Jerselicuous tribe.
That's what'll happen to you if the government doesn't provide free birth control, said Grandma Fluke to a young Sandy back in the 1980s.
That's how you'll need to look if you ever want to get a date with Dub Jr.
Obamacare, It'll do you good.
Oprah Yo Yo Diet = FAIL
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Anthropologists, representing privacy rights since never.
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"Say hello to granny, Mavis."
A funeral and cemetery plot just weren't in our budget, so I told your father, "Bake her in the sun and donate her to a museum. whispers... "You can do that to daddy, but please don't do it to me."
"Vaginal dryness could kill you in the old days"
GOP-approved Sex Ed Field Trip
She never had a date and NEVER got pregnant! See, she still has an aspirin between her knees.
Based on my DNA you don't have to worry too much about me mom.
Nice information about the caravan. I also want to experience such in my life.
Where will YOU be after your laxative kicked in?
It says they found ol' Cindy in the ditch outside George W Bush's ranch in 2012 and that she now smells a whole lot better'n when she was protestin' the war...
See that little sign, Jenny? It says "I AM THE 99%."
ORA
"...and THAT is what usually becomes of smelly pirate hookers. Now don't you want to choose another vocation Bella?"
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