Friday, December 07, 2012

This is called "Make the Obvious Caption"

A. "That lady used to be Speaker of the House" or B. "That lady won an Oscar for 'Moonstruck.'"



Best of dadoctah
"...and after she broke up with Bruce, she married that new guy on Two and a Half Men."

Best of Dr. Doom
In the end Joan Rivers injected so much Botox that even Ripley wouldn't take calls from her agent...

Best of Artfldgr
See? that's what we used to call a feminist, she died in a room of her own alone...

Best of jimmy
"Secretary Clinton got her revenge eventually, though, as you can see from this lifeless husk that used to hold the life force of young Miss Lewinsky."

Best of metalgarth
That's how you'll need to look if you ever want to get a date with Dub Jr.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Anthropologists, representing privacy rights since never.

Best of Spin
"Vaginal dryness could kill you in the old days"

20 comments:

dadoctah said...

"...and after she broke up with Bruce, she married that new guy on Two and a Half Men."

Joshua said...

The line for Obamacare starts over there.

Dr. Doom said...

"I'm sorry dearie, the tub of Vaseline we would need for your skin wouldn't fit in here," related Madge.

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

In the end Joan Rivers injected so much Botox that even Ripley wouldn't take calls from her agent...

Artfldgr said...

See? that's what we used to call a feminist, she died in a room of her own alone...

jimmy said...

"Secretary Clinton got her revenge eventually, though, as you can see from this lifeless husk that used to hold the life force of young Miss Lewinsky."

metalgarth said...

You can tell be the color of her skin that she was a member of the Snookus Jerselicuous tribe.

metalgarth said...

That's what'll happen to you if the government doesn't provide free birth control, said Grandma Fluke to a young Sandy back in the 1980s.

metalgarth said...

That's how you'll need to look if you ever want to get a date with Dub Jr.

Anonymous said...

Obamacare, It'll do you good.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Oprah Yo Yo Diet = FAIL

-OR-

Anthropologists, representing privacy rights since never.

-OR-

"Say hello to granny, Mavis."
A funeral and cemetery plot just weren't in our budget, so I told your father, "Bake her in the sun and donate her to a museum. whispers... "You can do that to daddy, but please don't do it to me."

Spin said...

"Vaginal dryness could kill you in the old days"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

GOP-approved Sex Ed Field Trip
She never had a date and NEVER got pregnant! See, she still has an aspirin between her knees.

Steve O said...

Based on my DNA you don't have to worry too much about me mom.

City State said...

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Submariner said...

Where will YOU be after your laxative kicked in?

Submariner said...

It says they found ol' Cindy in the ditch outside George W Bush's ranch in 2012 and that she now smells a whole lot better'n when she was protestin' the war...

Submariner said...

See that little sign, Jenny? It says "I AM THE 99%."

Submariner said...

ORA

"...and THAT is what usually becomes of smelly pirate hookers. Now don't you want to choose another vocation Bella?"