Wednesday, December 05, 2012

Things to Say to an Obama Voter Who Just Got Laid Off

1. "Hey, at least that successful Mormon businessman didn't win." 

2. "Didn't your lady parts warn you this would happen?" 

3. "Look at the Bright Side, Gay marriage passed in four states."

4. "Hey, Big Bird still has a job. Isn't that the important thing?" 

5. "I am sure Obama cares deeply about your situation. Maybe he'll send you a postcard from Hawaii." 
6. "Well, look at the bright side, Rush Limbaugh is getting a massive tax increase."

7. "Hey! Now you'll have more time to play with your unicorn."

8. "Isn't it worth losing your job to know that religious organizations now have to pay for abortions and contraceptives?"

9. "Well, now you and Keith Olbermann have something else in common."

10. "Forward!"

23 comments:

GregMan said...

"Enjoy the decline!"

GregMan said...

"So you lost your job, your house, and gas costs three times what it did when Bush was President. At least your 13-year-old daughter can get free birth control!"

Steve O said...

You were let go BECAUSE OF ObamaCare? Well, at least you have ObamaCare.

Steve O said...

Look on the bright side. As we become more like Greece, our climate should let us grow olives. Won't that be cool!

Joshua said...

That's nothing to be ashamed of. Half the country is receiving food stamps now. Voting for Obama, now there is something you should be ashamed of you worthless parasite.

metalgarth said...

You were an Obama voter with a job? You are so rare that bigfoot comes out of the woods to take grainy super 8 footage of you.

Steve O said...

So, good news about that dip down to 7.8%, eh?

Steve O said...

Okay, so the economy created 837,000 jobs in one month, and you couldn't get q single ONE of them???

Steve O said...

Let me show you an electoral college map so you can see where the jobs are being created.

Steve O said...

Okay, so the economy created 837,000 jobs in one month, and you couldn't get a single ONE of them???

Steve O said...

As a Democrat, you can always become a politician and go to prison.

Submariner said...

Here's a county by county electoral map from November. These blue areas are where the nucs will hit...

Submariner said...

Sorry about your loss, but hey, at least the evil rich are gonna pay more taxes, right?

Submariner said...

Hey, at least ACORN is still working.

Dactyl said...

Ha! Haahahaahahaha!! Oh, wait, you're serious? BWAHHHAAAHAAHAAHAAA!!!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

MayoClinic.edu: Polarized thought processing creates giant blind spots in the brains of liberals and conservatives alike. Critical thinking can cure it, but only if caught in time.

Spin said...

BANG
Controlling welfare

ILoveCapitalism said...

Congratulations, you always wanted the U.S. to be like Europe!

Anonymous said...

Oh your wife is pregnant? Now you can get that free abortion since you can't afford the baby.

Anonymous said...

HA,HA.Hey do you have any children? If the answer is yes.The
HA,HA,is raised a few notches.
If the answer is no.Iwish the best for them.And if their is anything
within reason I can do to help,let
me know.

Anonymous said...

You asked for it, you got it.

Harvey said...

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Anonymous said...

I'm sure it is Bush's fault anyway, right?