Monday, December 10, 2012

So Much In Common



Profound hatred of the United States - Check
Flash in the pan pop-culture celebrities everyone will try to forget in a few years - Check
Have eaten dogs - Check



Best of Carpe Phlogiston
You didn't have to apologize for your insulting anti-Amerikan comments, Psy. Heck, I never do.


Best of Submariner
I wish I could be as open about my anti-Amerikkkan feelings as you, Psy... Oh wait, no more elections; YES I CAN!


Best of Jack Reacher
Obama: "So, um, listen, we're going to have an opening at the State Department soon, and..."


Best of Spin
"Oh.. I love you long time too"


Best of Cat Whisperer
Obama and his transvestite nanny from Indonesia are finally reunited.


Best of The Bean
You look just like an Asian Ned Beatty.....can you by any chance squeal like a pig?


13 comments:

GregMan said...

"I would wear red all the tuime, too, but the stupid bitter clingers might object."

GregMan said...

"If your performance goes over good, I can have a few families of Amerikkkan soldiers killed off for you!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

You didn't have to apologize for your insulting anti-Amerikan comments, Psy. Heck, I never do.

-OR-

Whoa, déjà vu! You look just like that pudgy young North Korean dictator!

Yeah? Well, you look like a statue my grandparents have on their front lawn.

Submariner said...

I wish I could be as open about my anti-Amerikkkan feelings as you, Psy... Oh wait, no more elections; YES I CAN!

Submariner said...

"and, um, here's a, uh, uh, IPod of my, um, greatest lies, er, uh, SPEACHES."

Submariner said...

can ya hook a brother up, Psy? How about sending me a set of them fancy red jammies in Wookie, extra tall, by Dec 24? Can't do it? How about if I send Air Force One to pick em up at a location of your choosing?

Rodney Dill said...

Mr. Nam is greeted by President Ster.

Jack Reacher said...

Obama: "So, um, listen, we're going to have an opening at the State Department soon, and..."

Spin said...

"Oh.. I love you long time too"

Cat Whisperer said...

Obama and his transvestite nanny from Indonesia are finally reunited.

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The Bean said...

You look just like an Asian Ned Beatty.....can you by any chance squeal like a pig?

Dr. Doom said...

I bet the Ass. Fragrance quotient is pretty high in there...