Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Sandy Fluke Campaigns for AMTRAK



14 comments:

Double the U said...

Whatta ya know, it fits.

Nate said...

Talk about a round-house.

(for those of you who have no idea what I'm talking about, here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roundhouse)

dadoctah said...

Pulling a train: ur doin it rong.

captcha: rowmyo. Rowmyo, Rowmyo, wherefore art thy spell checker?

2011 summer fashion said...

Good post. Thanks for the heads-up.

dadoctah said...

Revealed at last: why the 10:18 is *always* late.

Spin said...

Train is electric = world's largest vibrator

Steve O said...

She is no Sandra Fluke! I didn't know Sandra Fluke but she is no Sandra Fluke!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Amtrak institutes a new random Alertness test to see if engineers are paying attention. Within hours, crossing accidents nationwide plunge to zero.

-OR-

NTSB officials found Engineer Tuttle's story impossible to believe... until the 409 out of Jacksonville was also reported trainjacked.

-OR-

Elmer "Roadrunner" Mishburg barreled down on the gaping tunnel mumbling something about "that tricky Wile E. Coyote."

Kaptain Krude said...

The Secret Service was astounded. "How did they know Horn Dog 1 would be on this train? How?" Bill just smiled quietly to himself.

Submariner said...

There.IS.No.Light.At.The.End.Of.That.Tunnel...

Submariner said...

If THAT'S what they mean by "the third rail," then Ol' Subby'll be happy to grab ahold of one...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I'm not saying Mary had huge lips, but she was hired as Amtrak's End of the Line emergency bumper.

rodney dill said...

...train's not the only thing coming.

Submariner said...

When the Harley is no longer a big enough thrill...