Friday, December 21, 2012

Picard Christmas



"Kirk could *so* kick your ass."

10 comments:

Submariner said...

Slip me a "Grant" or I tell Mumsey you fondled me.

Submariner said...

Pickard's holodeck fantasy featuring a much, much younger Doctor Crusher caused Troi significant concern.

Riker? Not so much.

dadoctah said...

"I'm just *pretending* to be Santa, dear. I can't actually promise to grant your Christmas wish to get Wesley Crusher devoured by Tribbles."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Wellll, okay, Uncle, one bad touch... but only if you promise to bring me an anatomically-correct Ken doll on your next visit.
I'll make it so!

Kaptain Krude said...

There! Are! Four! Christmas! Lights!

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Dr. Doom said...

"No I don't want to see your photon torpedo Uncle Jean-Luc," replied little Betsy...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Uncle Pic, why do you whimper when you tell the story about the Borg Queen taking your um "biological light saber" and Orbs of Gonad?

-OR-

Could Jordi carjack Santa's sleigh for us, Uncle?
Oh okay, but what is "stereotyping?"

Steve O said...

Unlike the holodeck, the Nexus didn't have any Net-Nanny type over-rides.

dadoctah said...

"Don't tell Papa, but I'm dating a Klingon...."