Monday, December 24, 2012

Outnumbered and Outgunned, Santa Held His Position

The Brigade

1. "For the last time, GTFO my lawn!"
2. "Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho!"
 3. "Keep the change, and Merry Christmas, you filthy animal!"

11 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

The Easter Bunny learns a thing or two about who is the most beloved children's icon...

Dr. Doom said...

Hey you'd lose it too if you had to deliver millions of Tickle Me Elmo dolls in one night...

Dr. Doom said...

Santa opens negotiations with the United Christmas Toy Assemblers Union Local 2351 to address their Christmas Eve work stoppage. Quoth Santa, "Let's Rock"...

Anonymous said...

Little known fact: In addition to naughty or nice there is also a "dirty rotten commie SOB!" ranking.

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Steve O said...

You wanted a war Chrismas you mother-f--ers! You GOT one!!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Ever since that Journal News bitch published the names and addresses of registered gun owners in these parts, I have become a bit more proactive about standing my ground.

-OR-

Pest Control Guy: This santa suit makes the perfect camouflage. Splash one podium stalking rat. Sorry 'Chel, that brain splatter'll wash right out! OMG, don't EAT it!

Submariner said...

Cue Sam Elliott voice-over

"Reindeer; it's what's fer dinner..."

Submariner said...

Santa defends his southern border against illegal Canadians.

Anonymous said...

I think it's safe to say that Nick was happy with his Christmas present: a nice new AR.


Too soon?

Submariner said...

Santa takes care of the "Hello Kitty" phenomenaonce and for all.