A Right-Wing Christian Second-Rate Pr0n Blog
nahh hah, you can't have any, nah hah, I said it was bad for you.... nah hah.
ChocoThawtbubble: Hmmmm, I can haz my eatin' shovel coated with chocolate and sprinkles! YO CHEF!!-OR-IDLE Thawtbubble: Sigh, only 1495 days before I'm standing in a soup line with the rest of the 99-percent.ATVtheKHE
"Come into my gingerbread house" said the old witch to Hansel & Gretal...
Michelle enjoys the favorite Whitehouse treat. The Everlasting Jobstopper.
"...ummmmm, Ass Fragrance, my favorite!"
Michelle wasn't going to let dropping her sucker into a Bedazzler kit slow her down.
Perfect photo metaphor showing the relationship between government (Michelle Obama) and taxpayers (suckers)
Thawtbubble: MmmmMmmm, at least I can't be confused with dat witch Michelle Bachmann.-OR-Thawtbubble: Now who'd throw a perfectly good sucker into the shredded paper recycling bag?
...and then she dislocated her jaw and swalloed sucker, and hand, and wrist, and arm, whole.
Tahwt bubble; "When's I gets done wif dis, I'ze gwine pop a cap in that Hannity's a$$ for sayin my fine jacket looks like duh burlap on a tater sack..."
There's still not as much makeup on the stick-o-donut as there is on either eye.
Looks like the people who are taking over for George Lucas are bringing back the Wookies AND the Sarlaac at the same time. Who knew that they were related?
I just now noticed the FLOTUS doesn't have actual eyebrows - just some painted lines. No point here, just an observation.
"...this isn't the worst thing I had to swallow to get to be first lady, if you know what I mean."
Thawt bubble; "I've only had 10 of these Dunkin Donut appetisers so far. If Barry reaches for that last one, I'm ripping out his spleen, Secret Service or NO Secret Service..."
Michelle decides to have a treat while watching the voting gap in the election results widen further between her husband and Mitt Romney.
"Now my breath will smell as fragrant as my ass!"
Thawt bubble; "Mmmmmmmm, mmmmmmm, MMMMMMMM! I love these holiday dingle-berry sprinkles!"
M-dog does some pre-size checking for "The Big Dog."
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