RT @iowahawkblog Dear Yoko Ono: Haven't you done enough damage? Sincerely, Human Civilization
Best of prince of leaves
Imagine there's no buyers.
It's easy if you try.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
So, if they want to be accepted and not belittled, mocked, bullied and marginalized, WHY do they wear this crap??
Best of Mr Hankey
And if you hold a magnifying glass up close, it says "yes"
Best of Dr. Doom
Dateline PRC (People's Republic of California):
The Safe Schools Czar introduced the new school uniform for the San Francisco County School System at a press conference today...
Best of Submariner
You can always tell when AoM has been "making cookies" for the newspaper boy...

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"Who does that old hag think she is, muscling in on my homoerotic fashion turf?!", asked Lady Gaga and Madonna, simultaneously.
Imagine there's no buyers.
It's easy if you try.
"I'll take twenty thousand for my fighting Uruk-Hai," purred an indecently-excited Saruman.
"Yes," Tyler replied, puzzled, "I suppose I *did* have a caring dad. Why do you ask?"
A Facebook "Like" campaign that began as a joke snowballed, turning Truman Fishburne into an American Idol winner, a Superman body double and finally into the new metrosexual James Bond in For Your Fishnets Only. ATDHE
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I know there's a Twinkies joke in here.
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So, if they want to be accepted and not belittled, mocked, bullied and marginalized, WHY do they wear this crap??
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DRINKING RULE #3: You can always spot the guy who lost the bet.
Gunnery SGT. R. Lee Ermey replies: No twink, that does not make you a member of the "Crouch"
And if you hold a magnifying glass up close, it says "yes"
Okay....I like the bags better
And if you hold a magnifying glass up close, it says "yes"
As long as nobody asks to hammer a nail in.
Dateline PRC (People's Republic of California):
The Safe Schools Czar introduced the new school uniform for the San Francisco County School System at a press conference today...
Vaseline introduces its newest product - the lubricated full body condom. The company guarantees 'no more tears at bedtime'...
For the love of God don't let him turn around...
The original model later sued Ono for damages from the performance-art application of the iron-on.
Cod Peace:
Dip your hand in flour. Check
yourself for concealed weapons.
Wash the hand and present yourself
to the public as one proven to be
without the hint of violence.
Winter 2012
Jon Bon Jovi didn't like Ang Lee's treatment of "Lay Your Hands On Me." No, not at all.
You can always tell when AoM has been "making cookies" for the newspaper boy...
I see the new TSA training uniforms have arrived...
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