Saturday, December 01, 2012

Oh. No.

RT @iowahawkblog Dear Yoko Ono: Haven't you done enough damage? Sincerely, Human Civilization


Best of prince of leaves Imagine there's no buyers. It's easy if you try. Best of Carpe Phlogiston So, if they want to be accepted and not belittled, mocked, bullied and marginalized, WHY do they wear this crap?? Best of Mr Hankey And if you hold a magnifying glass up close, it says "yes" Best of Dr. Doom Dateline PRC (People's Republic of California): The Safe Schools Czar introduced the new school uniform for the San Francisco County School System at a press conference today... Best of Submariner You can always tell when AoM has been "making cookies" for the newspaper boy...

17 comments:

prince of leaves said...

"Who does that old hag think she is, muscling in on my homoerotic fashion turf?!", asked Lady Gaga and Madonna, simultaneously.

prince of leaves said...

Imagine there's no buyers.
It's easy if you try.

prince of leaves said...

"I'll take twenty thousand for my fighting Uruk-Hai," purred an indecently-excited Saruman.

prince of leaves said...

"Yes," Tyler replied, puzzled, "I suppose I *did* have a caring dad. Why do you ask?"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

A Facebook "Like" campaign that began as a joke snowballed, turning Truman Fishburne into an American Idol winner, a Superman body double and finally into the new metrosexual James Bond in For Your Fishnets Only. ATDHE

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I know there's a Twinkies joke in here.

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So, if they want to be accepted and not belittled, mocked, bullied and marginalized, WHY do they wear this crap??

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DRINKING RULE #3: You can always spot the guy who lost the bet.

Spin said...

Gunnery SGT. R. Lee Ermey replies: No twink, that does not make you a member of the "Crouch"

Mr Hankey said...

And if you hold a magnifying glass up close, it says "yes"

Mr Hankey said...

Okay....I like the bags better

dadoctah said...

And if you hold a magnifying glass up close, it says "yes"

As long as nobody asks to hammer a nail in.

Dr. Doom said...

Dateline PRC (People's Republic of California):
The Safe Schools Czar introduced the new school uniform for the San Francisco County School System at a press conference today...

Dr. Doom said...

Vaseline introduces its newest product - the lubricated full body condom. The company guarantees 'no more tears at bedtime'...

Dr. Doom said...

For the love of God don't let him turn around...

prince of leaves said...

The original model later sued Ono for damages from the performance-art application of the iron-on.

dadoctah said...

Cod Peace:

Dip your hand in flour. Check
yourself for concealed weapons.
Wash the hand and present yourself
to the public as one proven to be
without the hint of violence.

Winter 2012

Kaptain Krude said...

Jon Bon Jovi didn't like Ang Lee's treatment of "Lay Your Hands On Me." No, not at all.

Submariner said...

You can always tell when AoM has been "making cookies" for the newspaper boy...

Dr. Doom said...

I see the new TSA training uniforms have arrived...