Tuesday, December 11, 2012

More Important than Fiscal Responsibility or a Growing Economy



These two unusually attractive lesbians were the first to enjoy the fruits of Washington state's passage of pretend marriage for gays law.


Best of Carpe Phlogiston
What's especially touching is that they're brothers, too.

Best of Submariner
"...and our 'Forever Safe Word' shall be 'Spotted Owl' cause that's how we met."

Best of GregMan
"Good thing you picked up some vaseline from that store display, Elmer, 'cause that beard of yours gets kinda scratchy sometimes."

Best of metalgarth
"We do solemnly swear to make sure our ZZ Top tribute kicks ass..."

Best of Joshua
It's cute how couples start to look like each other as they get older.

Best of Rodney Dill
So you both watch "Swamp People?" I never woulda guessed.

Best of Jack Reacher
2016--the last two private-sector employees in America file for disability payments and food stamps.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Bernice Mendelbaum" and "Florence McWhester" find it surprisingly easy to register to vote in Cook County.

Best of dadoctah
Somewhere, the Gillette board of directors sits in a darkened office and sobs silently....

Best of Kaptain Krude
Brokeback Mountain 2: Electric Boogaloo

Best of Dr. Doom
Bob and Joe simultaneously react to the Pastor's question, "who is responsible for the Ass. Fragrance in here?"

24 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

What's especially touching is that they're brothers, too.

-OR-

This news is going to come as quite a shock to Thelma and Mary at the diner. Gus and Lou were the only eligible bachelors for 100's of miles.

-OR-

Wilson Wilson will officiate and Tim the Toolman Taylor agreed to be the father of bride as soon as Al and Cal Borland decide which of them is going to be the bride. They're using the time-honored rock, paper, scissors method.

Submariner said...

Unfortunately, the story had a tragic ending when Elmer shot Luke because he insisted on leaving the toilet seat up.

Submariner said...

Married? I thought we was enlistin' to go fight them Talley Band towel-heads!

Submariner said...

"...and our 'Forever Safe Word' shall be 'Spotted Owl' cause that's how we met."

Anonymous said...

Before the law passed, which one was the beard?

GregMan said...

"And after the wedding, we's gonna go woodchuck huntin'."

GregMan said...

"Good thing you picked up some vaseline from that store display, Elmer, 'cause that beard of yours gets kinda scratchy sometimes."

metalgarth said...

"We do solemnly swear to make sure our ZZ Top tribute kicks ass..."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Democrat's Idea of a Well Regulated Militia
Awright, you boys done been duly swored in as deputeez. Pick up a gun, 1 bullet and stand by fer instructions.

-OR-

After Larry was crushed by a semi whilst collecting road kill, the IRS had a devil of a time making sense of the tax returns: "Okay, one more time... which one of you is named Darryl?"

Joshua said...

It's cute how couples start to look like each other as they get older.

Rodney Dill said...

First testimonial at Elf's Anonymous

Rodney Dill said...

So you both watch "Swamp People?" I never woulda guessed.

Jack Reacher said...

2016--the last two private-sector employees in America file for disability payments and food stamps.

Jack Reacher said...

"Bernice Mendelbaum" and "Florence McWhester" find it surprisingly easy to register to vote in Cook County.

dadoctah said...

Somewhere, the Gillette board of directors sits in a darkened office and sobs silently....

dadoctah said...

"Happy Hanukkah, everybody!"

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

Drudge Breaking:
Kris Kringle (aka Santa Clause) and his younger brother Earl were subpoenaed by Senate Democrats to testify as to their knowledge of an illegal gun running enterprise known as 'Operation Sleigh Ride'. The operation allegedly distributed Red Ryder projectile weapons to areas of New York and San Francisco known to ban such weapons...

Shayne said...

Boy, Roseanne and Rosie have really let themselves go.

Kaptain Krude said...

Brokeback Mountain 2: Electric Boogaloo

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Old Age & Prostate Problems
So, before we board the tour bus, does anyone have to go tinkle?

-OR-

So, which one of you is the bottom?

WordVerify: onlymit - Looks like VtheK's taken over the job of creating the challenge words

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Dr. Doom said...

Bob and Joe simultaneously react to the Pastor's question, "who is responsible for the Ass. Fragrance in here?"

Kaptain Krude said...

Wow, Rosie O'Donnell and Madonna have really let themselves g... well, actually, they look a lot better than they have in a long time.

Way to go, guys!