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It occurs to me why Santa keeps a list...
"Good Gaia, you weigh a ton", dub complained. "I'm supposed to be the fat one, not you. I'm bringing you some Slim-Fast for Christmas, fatty."
Okay, dear, if you want something in your xmas stockings, just slide up and down on Santa's umm "chimney" for about 30 seconds.-OR-Who's Naughty and Nice?Well, Suzy, I guess $600 an hour is pretty reasonable for doing a married mother AND Olympic sports slut. Do you take Amex? I'll leave Disney a lump of coal.
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