Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Kneepads, How Convenient


"I can tell from your ass fragrance that you were just in beaver."

 ALSO

 The confused coach threw a fit when Billy returned to the bench, "What do you mean you're switching teams? We're in the middle of a game."

11 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Hoping to be known as the White Harlem Globetrotters, American Idol's Shuck and Jive B-ball dancers were instantly voted off the island... despite there not being an island.

-OR-

Until he was banned, Elroy's blinking LED bellybutton hypnotized players on 4 teams into thinking they were IGOR.

Spin said...

Although MC Hammer's white son preforms "Can't Touch This" he really didn't mean it.

Honey Boo-Boo's real dad. said...

THERE.... ARE.... TWO.... TESTICLES!

Submariner said...

Nope; still can't tell why they call you "Mustang." Should-a been "Gerbils."

Submariner said...

>sniiiifffffff!<

You've been cheating on me with Geoffrey, haven't you?

Submariner said...

Mustang's thawt bubble; "He didn't play keep-away with his balls last night..."

Spineless Vertebrae said...

"I know this is the wrong sport, but I really want to be a wide receiver right now."

sonicfrog said...

ORA: Nic, unsure what his offensive play should be, asks Kuato for suggestions.

Dr. Doom said...

This is why Kobe never passes the ball...

Dr. Doom said...

"Pay attention now," said number 10, "We call this the Penn State 'hard foul'..."

jimmy said...

oldie but goodie:

"It's like a penis...only smaller."