"I can tell from your ass fragrance that you were just in beaver."
ALSO
The confused coach threw a fit when Billy returned to the bench, "What do you mean you're switching teams? We're in the middle of a game."
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Carpe Phlogiston
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Hoping to be known as the White Harlem Globetrotters, American Idol's Shuck and Jive B-ball dancers were instantly voted off the island... despite there not being an island.
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Until he was banned, Elroy's blinking LED bellybutton hypnotized players on 4 teams into thinking they were IGOR.
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Hoping to be known as the White Harlem Globetrotters, American Idol's Shuck and Jive B-ball dancers were instantly voted off the island... despite there not being an island.
-OR-
Until he was banned, Elroy's blinking LED bellybutton hypnotized players on 4 teams into thinking they were IGOR.
Although MC Hammer's white son preforms "Can't Touch This" he really didn't mean it.
THERE.... ARE.... TWO.... TESTICLES!
Nope; still can't tell why they call you "Mustang." Should-a been "Gerbils."
>sniiiifffffff!<
You've been cheating on me with Geoffrey, haven't you?
Mustang's thawt bubble; "He didn't play keep-away with his balls last night..."
"I know this is the wrong sport, but I really want to be a wide receiver right now."
ORA: Nic, unsure what his offensive play should be, asks Kuato for suggestions.
This is why Kobe never passes the ball...
"Pay attention now," said number 10, "We call this the Penn State 'hard foul'..."
oldie but goodie:
"It's like a penis...only smaller."
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