Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Jungle Fever



And the best part was Hillary would never remember that M'Chel cheated on her.

14 comments:

Honey Boo Boo's real father. said...

The first black president needs a black first lady.

metalgarth said...

"You know what they say in the back alleys of Little Rock... You ain't a man till you made it with the tan!"

blue said...

"I did not have sexual relations with that women, Miss M'Chel .... but I like her fragrant ass

Mr Hankey said...

Michelle brought cigars AND a blue dress. Party time!

chronos the wonder pig said...

"... if I knocked on her door with a jar of Vaseline in hand would she would let me in?"

blue said...

"There, there, Mr. Ex-President - not everyone performs like Ray Bradbury...."

Jack Reacher said...

"Ha, no, no, there's some things even I wouldn't hit. Aw, who am I kidding?"

Mr Hankey said...

...and as Michelle's hand went higher, Barry's voice up on the podium didn't change. Bill knew he won the bet on whether Obama looked anywhere except at his teleprompters.

GregMan said...

"Wow, it's so big... oh crap, that's just his leg."

GregMan said...

Sasquatch Poon Hunters was not the hit Vivid Video expected it to be.

blue said...

"Why Mr President, is that the Constitution in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

Dr. Doom said...

"Shall we slip into the oval office and redefine 'is' again Bill," asked the First Lady?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

An innocent game of Itsy Bitsy Spider. Bill later confessed to Billary that he'd had a Nocturnal Intermission, causing her to faint, hit her head and... well, you know the rest.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Boy, go get me some coffee." How times have changed. How times have changed.