Friday, December 07, 2012

I'd Rather Be Looking for Droids


As sequestration hit the Empire, unemployed storm troopers were forced to take whatever work was available.


Best of dadoctah
"F*ckin' Ewoks come here and steal all the good jobs, don't even bother to learn our language...."

Best of metalgarth
Say what you want about Darth Poppins, but she made sure the Empire was kept "spic and span".

Best of Submariner
Thawt buble: "That finishes eliminating traces of the Ewoks. Better go get the super-sized push broom for the Wookie leave-behinds..."

Best of Dr. Doom
"Dang right to work laws," thought the ex storm trooper, "Now I actually have to qualify with my blaster to stay in the Empire..."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Thawtbubble: Maybe Hostess wasn't such a bad place to work after all.

15 comments:

dadoctah said...

"F*ckin' Ewoks come here and steal all the good jobs, don't even bother to learn our language...."

metalgarth said...

Scene from Disney's Fantasia 2013: "The Sith Lord's Apprentice"

metalgarth said...

Say what you want about Darth Poppins, but she made sure the Empire was kept "spic and span".

GregMan said...

"These are not the pieces of sawdust you're looking for."

Submariner said...

Thawt buble: "That finishes eliminating traces of the Ewoks. Better go get the super-sized push broom for the Wookie leave-behinds..."

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "That's the last time I fall for a Jedi mind trick... But they really WEREN'T the 'droids we were looking for."

dadoctah said...

First thing you learn on your first day of work: Sarlaccs can't be housebroken.

Dr. Doom said...

"Dang right to work laws," thought the ex storm trooper, "Now I actually have to qualify with my blaster to stay in the Empire..."

Steve O said...

When Han Solo Cup Industries took over the quadrant, Bobba Fett lost his bounty hunting license.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Go Figure #32897
The same liberals who force healthy people to work or attend school alongside dangerously contagious individuals now want common cold sufferers wear hazmat suits to keep healthcare costs down.

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Thawtbubble: Damn right to work laws. I used to make $45 an hour doing this.

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Who'd a thunk the damned citizens would actually rise up against congress and make us "honorable representatives" work for a living when we came home on another well-deserved vacation?!?!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

How to Spot a Politician
Homer's future carefully worded bio will proclaim that he once portrayed a Star Wars stormtrooper and also proudly worked side by side with women on Extreme Makeover doing work formerly done by men.

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Shared Thawtbubble: Damned illegal aliens.

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Thawtbubble: Maybe Hostess wasn't such a bad place to work after all.

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Whacko said...

Good jobs for star troopers were hard to find after the Death Star was destroyed.

Mr Hankey said...

Stormtrooper training isnt as regimented as thevJedi, but Kyle wonders about when he gets to the "wax on wax off" part of the lessons?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Thawtbubble: "Join the Galactic Empire, see the universe." Boy oh boy, Darth's recruiting film was a boatload of crap.

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Jeez, you ask for a Swiffer Duster and they look at you like you're queer or something.