Friday, December 07, 2012
I'd Rather Be Looking for Droids
As sequestration hit the Empire, unemployed storm troopers were forced to take whatever work was available.
Best of dadoctah
"F*ckin' Ewoks come here and steal all the good jobs, don't even bother to learn our language...."
Best of metalgarth
Say what you want about Darth Poppins, but she made sure the Empire was kept "spic and span".
Best of Submariner
Thawt buble: "That finishes eliminating traces of the Ewoks. Better go get the super-sized push broom for the Wookie leave-behinds..."
Best of Dr. Doom
"Dang right to work laws," thought the ex storm trooper, "Now I actually have to qualify with my blaster to stay in the Empire..."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Thawtbubble: Maybe Hostess wasn't such a bad place to work after all.