"No, I can't testify in January; root canal. February? No, I'm going to have a hangnail removed. March? That's my screening for moles with irregular borders. Wanna keep going, Senator?"
"So then I got up, dusted myself off...and thought 'Ow, my head hurts. Hmmm...where am I? Who am I? Oh, lord, what year is it? Am I still the First Lady?'"
Anyway, when I saw the FLOTUS put that Wookie paw of hers on Bill's thigh, I kinda snapped and grabbed her by the hips. I heard the eatin' shovel whistling towards my head, but couldn't duck fast enough. I don't remember much else, and that's why I can't testify, Mr. Chairman...
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"La La, Juggernaut..."
The Hilldog never quite got the quote right, but she definitely had the appearance down pat.
We'll now thank our Lord and Savior, Barack Obama.
How many times do I need to tell you? I don't want a Just-In Beaver love doll, I want a Jennifer Love-Hewitt love doll...
I doused down in that new Ass. Fragrance. Bill didn't notice any difference...
Obligatory Cap This Standard #2:
"Kobe, over here! I'm open! Awwwww, don't run away screaming; come back!"
Quick! An intern in each hand or I might fall...
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"15 Euro Meter Long"...
Oh, crap, someone was chanting while standing in a pentagram again, and look what they summoned.
"No, I can't testify in January; root canal. February? No, I'm going to have a hangnail removed. March? That's my screening for moles with irregular borders. Wanna keep going, Senator?"
"So then I got up, dusted myself off...and thought 'Ow, my head hurts. Hmmm...where am I? Who am I? Oh, lord, what year is it? Am I still the First Lady?'"
"Well, you can imagine how I felt when I saw that Dorothy's house dropped on top of my sister."
I swear...it was 50 Courics big.
All of the Cabinet does it for each other....I gave Napolitano her breast exam like this, and I got my vag checked by her
Yes a Death Star...and really big with huge cannons. Give me that and I bet I can get you your world peace. Or maybe we can just invent the Candygram?
"How big is my clenis? Thiiis big!"
As Shrillary regressed into a second childhood following her "concussion", State Department pressers got more and more interesting.
"But I had the whole world in my hands, what happened"
Yes, the effects of the dark side force DO take a toll on one's physical appearance. But trust me, it is worth it...
Hillary estimates the size of the Benghazi Credibility Gap...
Anyway, when I saw the FLOTUS put that Wookie paw of hers on Bill's thigh, I kinda snapped and grabbed her by the hips. I heard the eatin' shovel whistling towards my head, but couldn't duck fast enough. I don't remember much else, and that's why I can't testify, Mr. Chairman...
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