Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Hilldog Fall Down Go Boom


Mythbusters has rated the story about a sixty-four year old woman who suffers a concussion and is not hospitalized... IMPLAUSIBLE!

21 comments:

Submariner said...

"La La, Juggernaut..."


The Hilldog never quite got the quote right, but she definitely had the appearance down pat.

Submariner said...

We'll now thank our Lord and Savior, Barack Obama.

Submariner said...

How many times do I need to tell you? I don't want a Just-In Beaver love doll, I want a Jennifer Love-Hewitt love doll...

Submariner said...

I doused down in that new Ass. Fragrance. Bill didn't notice any difference...

Submariner said...

Obligatory Cap This Standard #2:

"Kobe, over here! I'm open! Awwwww, don't run away screaming; come back!"

Submariner said...

Quick! An intern in each hand or I might fall...

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metalgarth said...

"15 Euro Meter Long"...

Jack Reacher said...

Oh, crap, someone was chanting while standing in a pentagram again, and look what they summoned.

Jack Reacher said...

"No, I can't testify in January; root canal. February? No, I'm going to have a hangnail removed. March? That's my screening for moles with irregular borders. Wanna keep going, Senator?"

jimmy said...

"So then I got up, dusted myself off...and thought 'Ow, my head hurts. Hmmm...where am I? Who am I? Oh, lord, what year is it? Am I still the First Lady?'"

Jack Reacher said...

"Well, you can imagine how I felt when I saw that Dorothy's house dropped on top of my sister."

Mr Hankey said...

I swear...it was 50 Courics big.

Mr Hankey said...

All of the Cabinet does it for each other....I gave Napolitano her breast exam like this, and I got my vag checked by her

Mr Hankey said...

Yes a Death Star...and really big with huge cannons. Give me that and I bet I can get you your world peace. Or maybe we can just invent the Candygram?

GregMan said...

"How big is my clenis? Thiiis big!"

As Shrillary regressed into a second childhood following her "concussion", State Department pressers got more and more interesting.

Spin said...

"But I had the whole world in my hands, what happened"

Submariner said...

Yes, the effects of the dark side force DO take a toll on one's physical appearance. But trust me, it is worth it...

Dr. Doom said...

Hillary estimates the size of the Benghazi Credibility Gap...

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Anyway, when I saw the FLOTUS put that Wookie paw of hers on Bill's thigh, I kinda snapped and grabbed her by the hips. I heard the eatin' shovel whistling towards my head, but couldn't duck fast enough. I don't remember much else, and that's why I can't testify, Mr. Chairman...