Occutard gets a snootful of pepper spray.
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All Sandra Fluke had to do was pretend it was something else spraying into her face and it didn't sting nearly as much.
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"C9"
"You sunk my skank ship!"
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Alternate reality #432116: Halitosis has been named the #1 threat to public health and the Listerine Shock Troops have been deployed
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Peter North on his day job.
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Cindy got a copy of her arrest tape and leveraged it into 3 XXX movies and a gig on HBO Up All Night.
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"Money shot--" UR DOIN IT RONG.
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When the Westboro Baptist Church Protested on Gay St, things were bound to get ugly...
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All Sandra Fluke had to do was pretend it was something else spraying into her face and it didn't sting nearly as much.
"C9"
"You sunk my skank ship!"
Meh, it was much more frightening when Imhotep did it with flies...
v words - 923 atebill - wonder if that's what gave Hilldawg the concussion?
Alternate reality #432116:
Halitosis has been named the #1 threat to public health and the Listerine Shock Troops have been deployed
And this, boys and girls, is why you should never yell 'SMOKE!' in a crowded political theater...
Peter North on his day job.
Cindy got a copy of her arrest tape and leveraged it into 3 XXX movies and a gig on HBO Up All Night.
-OR-
During the post arrest hospital trauma exam, a concerned ER doctor was about to remove an ugly hemorrhoid when he realized it was Thelma's uvula.
'Taking one for the team' takes on a whole new meaning...
Aaaaah! Quick, someone call my Dad's trust lawyer on my iPhone to tell him I'll be late!
"Money shot--" UR DOIN IT RONG.
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Covered under Obamacare:
Dental cleanings at approved car wash stations.
When the Westboro Baptist Church Protested on Gay St, things were bound to get ugly...
Even a thousand words couldn't describe how truly awesome this picture is.
"Aaaachhoo!"
V the K has the flu, and he doesn't cover his mouth when he sneezes. Hippies, beware.
"... then I said to him, "Occupy my mouth! Pig!!"
I am hoping the same best work from you in the future as well.
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