Best of Nate
'I told that sonofab**ch not to park in front and lay on his horn...'
Best of Spin
"Day Two" was never pleasant at Amy's house.
Best of Dr. Doom
Scratch one spider...
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Oh ennui, when will you loosen your hold on me?... I SAID, WHEN?? DO IT! DO IT NOW!!" Ennui was last seen three counties away, running for its life.
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Kaptain Krude
"This is the strangest lamp I've ever seen. Maybe if I rub it, that crazy genie Robin Williams will come out of it."
Best of Submariner
Go ahead dub. Make a comment about my "fat roll..."
Best of prince of leaves
MANPADS: not for feminine hygeine.
18 comments:
'I told that sonofab**ch not to park in front and lay on his horn...'
I'm 100% straight. I noticed the woman before I noticed the dog or the Orange Amp in the corner.
"Day Two" was never pleasant at Amy's house.
Wymmen in the military... why it's just wrong.
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So, you were able to smuggle this out of Afghanistan but you couldn't bring a kilo of heroin??
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What the hell are we going to do with this, honey, and don't you dare say, "hunt deer!"
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♩ ♫ Ernie ♪ ♬ Please take out the trash. I'm not gonna ask nicely again. ♪ ♩
Uh oh - now this guy has a real problem on his hands. Gentlemen let this be a lesson to you - never leave your man portable rocket launcher laying around the house when the Missus is PMSing...
Scratch one spider...
As police, fire, building inspectors and news crews watched and filmed a demolition team tearing down what remained of the apartment complex, Henrietta was still trying to explain to shocked neighbors that she simply mistook it for a new toilet plunger.
Another example of the many advantages to being a woman. If I were to take the EXACT same picture (pointing a rocket launcher out a bedroom window and wearing underwear) it would probably look kind of creepy.
There's a dog in the picture? I'll have to take your word for it.
"Oh ennui, when will you loosen your hold on me?... I SAID, WHEN?? DO IT! DO IT NOW!!" Ennui was last seen three counties away, running for its life.
"This is the strangest lamp I've ever seen. Maybe if I rub it, that crazy genie Robin Williams will come out of it."
Ralphie, if this isn't a portable Habitrail tube, why do you insert a hamster in it?
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Female Shopaholic
Well, the Home Shopping Channel lady claimed it makes inserting suppositories and tampons a lot easier. Besides, it was only $39.95, plus shipping from Syria.
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Yep, the perv in the other unit is still peeping. OMG, you should see the whites of his eyes! BOOOOM
V the K's Red Dawn set a new box office record among the "monor" demographic
Go ahead dub. Make a comment about my "fat roll..."
Easy applicator tip...
I just love NRA women!
MANPADS: not for feminine hygeine.
New from Quentin Taratino;
"The End of Brokeback Mountain; Taking Her Man Back."
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