Monday, December 17, 2012

Auto Inversion


"On second thought, let's not cast Lindsey Lohan as the lead in the Danica Patrick story."

21 comments:

Submariner said...

Looks like Property sent us an Australian model by mistake.

Submariner said...

It's not full of water so we know Ted Kennedy wasn't driving it... Patrick maybe?

Submariner said...

NASCAR Rule #1:
Don't flip the bird at Dale Earnhardt as he passes you.

Submariner said...

Looks like Earnie was a might slow gettin' those new eatin' shovels to the FLOTUS.

Jack Reacher said...

"...about this time the Duke boys was askin' what's a Prius?"

Jack Reacher said...

"My dog has chased cars for years. Never caught one. Until today."

Jack Reacher said...

"So, Rip Torn is out of jail, eh?"

Jack Reacher said...

"So I said, 'Yeah, Mr. Sheen, I'm sure that'll buff right out'."

Dr. Doom said...

Bet it has an Obama/Biden bumper sticker...

Spin said...

"Your tires are fat an' your momma wears combat boots"

GregMan said...

Metaphor for the Obammy Administration auto industry rescue in 3... 2... 1...

Submariner said...

Cute how the rear end wags when you scrath it's belly, isn't it?

Spineless Vertebrae said...

"I don't get how even a female could do this."
"She was Asian."
"That explains it."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I'm voting for subby's puppy caption

Mercury's new Playing Possum security feature discourages thieves but is hell on a paint job.

-OR-

Oh, well here's your problem!

-OR-

Honest, we can pound that right out and with a little Bondo it'll be good as new.

Rodney Dill said...

Another Kennedy family Christmas

sonicfrog said...

Remember how Rick used to always complain about how his car wouldn't turn over on cold days????

Problem solved!

sonicfrog said...

Why Bruce Wayne decided to build his own Bat-mobile. This was GM's prototype.

sonicfrog said...

Why the Obama auto bail-out is doomed to fail:

1st GM worker: "Are we really going to keep building these cars up-side-down?"

2nd GM worker: "What. It'll be fine. They're going to China, and since they are on the other side of the world, it'll be right-side-up there".

Silhouette said...

I think you made a sign error.

Steve O said...

"Hey! You can't park that thing here!"

"We're not parking it. We're abandoning it."

Steve O said...

John Madden asks why CAN'T he park it here?