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Looks like Property sent us an Australian model by mistake.
It's not full of water so we know Ted Kennedy wasn't driving it... Patrick maybe?
NASCAR Rule #1:Don't flip the bird at Dale Earnhardt as he passes you.
Looks like Earnie was a might slow gettin' those new eatin' shovels to the FLOTUS.
"...about this time the Duke boys was askin' what's a Prius?"
"My dog has chased cars for years. Never caught one. Until today."
"So, Rip Torn is out of jail, eh?"
"So I said, 'Yeah, Mr. Sheen, I'm sure that'll buff right out'."
Bet it has an Obama/Biden bumper sticker...
"Your tires are fat an' your momma wears combat boots"
Metaphor for the Obammy Administration auto industry rescue in 3... 2... 1...
Cute how the rear end wags when you scrath it's belly, isn't it?
"I don't get how even a female could do this.""She was Asian.""That explains it."
I'm voting for subby's puppy captionMercury's new Playing Possum security feature discourages thieves but is hell on a paint job.-OR-Oh, well here's your problem!-OR-Honest, we can pound that right out and with a little Bondo it'll be good as new.
Another Kennedy family Christmas
Remember how Rick used to always complain about how his car wouldn't turn over on cold days????Problem solved!
Why Bruce Wayne decided to build his own Bat-mobile. This was GM's prototype.
Why the Obama auto bail-out is doomed to fail:1st GM worker: "Are we really going to keep building these cars up-side-down?"2nd GM worker: "What. It'll be fine. They're going to China, and since they are on the other side of the world, it'll be right-side-up there".
I think you made a sign error.
"Hey! You can't park that thing here!""We're not parking it. We're abandoning it."
John Madden asks why CAN'T he park it here?
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