Best of Carpe Phlogiston
I warned you, Rahm, if you snuck up behind me to peek at my password again, I'd have you executed. HOLDER! KILL!
Best of chronos the wonder pig
"Bat Cave or Man Country, Mr President?"
Best of blue
"I brought the Vaseline, Mr president"
Best of Shayne
"Nancy Pelosi is here for her 10am happy ending."
Best of c
'Nancy Pelosi is here for YOUR 10am happy ending."
Best of jimmy
"M'Chel killed another intern with her eatin' shovel, Mr. President."
Best of Submariner
ORA: "The lab results are in and I have Herpes Simplex 10; you might want to get yourself checked out...
Best of Submariner
"Soros called. He said to tell you to meet him at the Blue Oyster at 7 pm, and you were to wear that cute Motorcycle Cop outfit he gave you last Ramadan."
Best of prince of leaves
"Recognize the place? Yeah, it'd be a shame if the Man's Country videos with you in them became public. Now...about that federal bailout for Chicago..."
Best of Steve O
(whispering) Barry! Don't forget to delete your browsing history this time!
24 comments:
"But I'm allergic to Penicillin"
Aw, hell, now I've got nappy in my eye.
-OR-
I warned you, Rahm, if you snuck up behind me to peek at my password again, I'd have you executed. HOLDER! KILL!
-OR-
Will you stop kibitzing? I KNOW there's a mine on that square! I wasn't going to click it.
-OR-
Just google it... "you suck at photoshop" It's hilarious!
But I don't know anything about photoshop.
Then you really should watch the whole series. Imagine photoshopping Boehner and your Portuguese hound doing it doggy style in the Rose Garden!
Oh, I like that!
"Bat Cave or Man Country, Mr President?"
"Afghanistan banana stand"
"Niagara Falls? Slowly I turned."
"I brought the Vaseline, Mr president"
"Nancy Pelosi is here for her 10am happy ending."
'Nancy Pelosi is here for YOUR 10am happy ending."
"M'Chel killed another intern with her eatin' shovel, Mr. President."
--or--
"They called our bluff and raised taxes on the rich. So what do we harp about for next three years and eleven months?"
--or--
"Sir, Kitty Kelley's in your office, offering to do your autobiography "Paula Broadwell-style", if you catch my drift."
ORA:
"The lab results are in and I have Herpes Simplex 10; you might want to get yourself checked out...
Helen Thomas is here to "give Barry what I promised him..."
Darth Poppins and her Wookie apprentice are here to see you
"Soros called. He said to tell you to meet him at the Blue Oyster at 7 pm, and you were to wear that cute Motorcycle Cop outfit he gave you last Ramadan."
"Soros called. He said to tell you to meet him at the Blue Oyster at 7 pm, and you were to wear that cute Motorcycle Cop outfit he gave you last Ramadan."
Hey! There's a bunch of naked guys standing ball-deep in the reflecting pool! Let me grab my tutu and I'll meet you on the South Lawn in three minutes!
In a peculiar historical reversal, Rahm interrupts Barack's efforts to deal with an unfolding multi-site terror attack on the US to take him away to read stories to schoolchildren.
"Don't worry, Barack, they're the mainstream media - they won't say a word about your laxative kicking in."
"Recognize the place? Yeah, it'd be a shame if the Man's Country videos with you in them became public. Now...about that federal bailout for Chicago..."
He's holding three kings, better let the pope win this hand.
ORA:
"Blue Horseshoe loves Anacott Steel."
"Don't panic, Mr. President, but we've found a few remaining businesses making a profit."
"No sir, I don't think it would be a good idea to tweet the Pope that you 'love his sweet condom hat'.", advised Mr. Emmanuel...
(whispering) Barry! Don't forget to delete your browsing history this time!
"Mr. President you should immediately tap the Strategic Petroleum Jelly Reserve," advised Mr. Emmanuel, "When the Bush tax cuts are rolled back, demand will far exceed supply!"
Post a Comment