Wednesday, December 12, 2012

A Smile That Lights Up a Kool

"Brimming with Christmas Sneer"


The Wal-Mart Security Guard kept a close eye on this one.''Best of blue
Santa better not bring any of this cheap ass crap to my Hawaiian vacation palace!!

Best of chronos the wonder pig
"...and that lard ass Santa better be bringin' me batteries wif my toys, if you know what I mean!"

Best of blue
"Wonder why Barry is giving a jar of Vaseline to Sasha & Malia for Kwanza?

Best of jimmy
Thoughtbubble: "Hmm, that kid don't need that....put that one on top for the little fat girl...maybe them Chinese twins will want this one...oh, hell no, that one's going back..."

---Old habits die hard for MooChelle, who can't resist "redistributing" the items in the Toys for Tots bin.

Best of The Bean
That's a candidate for the Island of Misfit Toys if I ever saw one....an Astronaut with a bad Tranny.

Best of USMC2841
Aw Hell, Get 'em anything they want. Ain't my money.

Best of HLam
"Made in China. Made in China. Made in China. Hmm, I wonder if they need a new First Lady over there in China - I do like that Pork Lo Mein after all....""

Best of chronos the wonder pig
"...all these white trash toys...where da bling at?"

Best of Kaptain Krude
Astronaut? Well, thanks to the Obama administration, we don't have THAT to dream about, anymore.

21 comments:

Double the U said...

You pay for it, I get credit for being charitable.

blue said...

Santa better not bring any of this cheap ass crap to my Hawaiian vacation palace!!

chronos the wonder pig said...

"...and that lard ass Santa better be bringin' me batteries wif my toys, if you know what I mean!"

blue said...

"Wonder why Barry is giving a jar of Vaseline to Sasha & Malia for Kwanza?

Joshua said...

Michelle Obama laments the excesses of capitalism as she looks for Barack Obama action figures.

marco said...

Where dem crackers put mah eatin' shovel?

jimmy said...

Thoughtbubble: "Hmm, that kid don't need that....put that one on top for the little fat girl...maybe them Chinese twins will want this one...oh, hell no, that one's going back..."

---Old habits die hard for MooChelle, who can't resist "redistributing" the items in the Toys for Tots bin.

Dr. Doom said...

"I'll get this for Uncle Onyango," thought the First Lady, "it looks like he will be here for Christmas after all..."

The Bean said...

That's a candidate for the Island of Misfit Toys if I ever saw one....an Astronaut with a bad Tranny.

Anonymous said...

Another arse-deep-in-graft and never-earned-an-honest-Buck, "Democratic" potty-politician-shirt-tailer, the involuntarily-disbarred-with-cause, one-time "lawyer" wannabe: Moocherlle-Antoinette; confusing - doesn't every psychopath - the possession of other folks money and property with "ownership" and pretending to care enough about anyone and/or any damned thing to be buying "them" gifts.

While meanwhile the few of her sub-Saharan-turd-wurld in-laws who aren't yet part of the "Democratic" potty's willfully-treasonously incited, encouraged and facilitated criminal alien invasion and colonization, all subsist on a Dollar a day or less.

While Zero and Miz Moocherlle mumble, Merry Kwanzaa, Murrahfurrahs!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Chel's Thawtbubble: Finally, a place to dispose of some of BO's toys. The Oval Office was beginning to look like Romper Room.

-OR-

Thawtbubble: I might have to change into a looser-fitting top. This orange tent just isn't going to hide all these boxes.

-OR-

Thawtbubble: Thank goodness TSA is guarding the exits. Getting all these stocking stuffers past those morons will be a piece of cake.

USMC2841 said...

Aw Hell, Get 'em anything they want. Ain't my money.

HLam said...

"Made in China. Made in China. Made in China. Hmm, I wonder if they need a new First Lady over there in China - I do like that Pork Lo Mein after all....""

GregMan said...

"All dis fuss over a f*ckiin Christian holiday. Now, I could sees it if it was Ramadan..."

chronos the wonder pig said...

"...all these white trash toys...where da bling?"

Dr. Doom said...

"Hmm this Toys for Tots model gives me an idea for a name for our DNC campaign strategy," thought the First Lady, "we'll call it Votuses for POTUSes..."

Kaptain Krude said...

Astronaut? Well, thanks to the Obama administration, we don't have THAT to dream about, anymore.

Thank you, Santa Obama!

dub said...

HEY KOOLAID!!!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Dub's back! Time off for good behavior?

Mr Hankey said...

The Burgermeister Meisterburger takes all the toys from the village children.

blue said...

"...may as well loot this place, my calendar ends on 12/31/2012."